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Horoscope
Published Thursday, 02-Aug-2007 in issue 1023
ARIES
March 20 – April 19
Baby wants to play! But it’s going to end up costing you in ways you hadn’t bargained on. Caution and forethought were never the best traits of your sign; this would be a good time to work on developing them!
TAURUS
April 20 – May 20
Most families are mortal embarrassments, but we see the flaws at home far more clearly than our guests do. (At least we’ll invite the guests back!) These universal constants are driving you mad. Think about home improvements but don’t act now.
GEMINI
May 21 – June 20
With your current inability to keep a secret, you must be careful to listen to none. Your own secrets – so deep and dark, even you don’t know them – can come to light in playful banter, so be careful whom you play with.
CANCER
June 21 – July 22
Your friends will surely enjoy your charitable impulses, but let a little generosity go a long way. Spending like a drunken sailor could leave you with a titanic financial hangover.
LEO
July 23 – August 22
You feel pretty, and you are pretty. Everyone already sees that, and even your slightest efforts to play up your glamour will only push you way over the top. Relax, honey. You’re already too fabulous.
VIRGO
August 23 – September 22
You want to be absolutely correct, but nobody is! Don’t fret. Worrying about it can lead you into silly arguments, provoking others to feel criticized and take offense, even when your aims are entirely self-critical.
LIBRA
September 23 – October 22
Your reputation as a lover is getting around, perhaps with details you’d prefer to keep quiet. Take it all with good humor. Cheerfully refusing either to admit or to deny anything may be your best bet. Or invite some of the gossipers to find out for themselves.
SCORPIO
October 23 – November 21
You’re concerned about your career, but you have other problems closer to home. Discussions, even arguments, with your partner should clear the air, perhaps even shedding light on those issues at work.
SAGITTARIUS
November 22 – December 20
Your wanderlust is showing, and that could be causing both general nervous tension for you and irritation among your colleagues. Go ahead and get away if you can. At least put on the lederhosen and go for a hike in the hills.
CAPRICORN
December 21 – January 19
You’re feeling a little too frisky, and everyone’s noticing it. Getting it out of your system won’t stop the indiscretion; but if everyone suspects you of philandering, you might as well be guilty.
AQUARIUS
January 20 – February 18
Are you showering your darling with too much or too little praise and attention? Pay close attention to your baby’s needs, but you’re still likely to get it wrong. Talking about it at home helps. Listening is even better.
PISCES
February 19 – March 19
Wanting to shine at work can cause friction with your colleagues. Just do your best work, let it speak for itself and make sure to share all due credit – and perhaps a bit more – with the rest of the team.
Jack Fertig, a professional astrologer since 1977, is a founding member of the Association for Astrological Networking.
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