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Published Thursday, 23-Aug-2007 in issue 1026
ARIES
March 20 – April 19
To avoid blurting out secrets and betraying trust, let it all be about you! Hold the spotlight and dazzle your friends with your charm and playfulness. If you do get time alone, some creative writing and journaling can offer surprising insights.
TAURUS
April 20 – May 20
Resisting the impulse to spend can be hard, but stay within a budget. Friends will egg you on to some fabulous purchase that you’ll regret. What would Mother say? In this case, she’d probably be right.
GEMINI
May 21 – June 20
Your mouth is even more dangerous than usual. Whether you want it or not, you have the ear of bosses and authorities. Running your ideas by a sister first will help you make them more presentable.
CANCER
June 21 – July 22
Occupy your mind to keep your mouth out of trouble. Visit museums and art-house films, and keep the discussion impersonal, discussing aesthetics instead of mutual acquaintances. Whatever you say will be heard far and wide!
LEO
July 23 – August 22
Talking about sex could actually keep you out of trouble, as then you won’t be gossiping about friends. Even better than discussing sex, continue your research on different techniques and styles. You’ll have plenty of opportunity!
VIRGO
August 23 – September 22
Your partner will quickly tire of your complaints about work, and your workplace is no place to kvetch about your love life! Hiding out could be your best bet, even with your partner exploring nonverbal communication.
LIBRA
September 23 – October 22
You can enjoy great popularity now, either for your savage wit or for your valuable community service. The latter will also offer you surprising inspirations.
SCORPIO
October 23 – November 21
OK, you’re hot; we all know you’re hot; and worst of all, you know you’re hot. Now relax and try to have fun without needing to prove anything. You can’t play anyone else’s instrument while you’re tooting your own horn.
SAGITTARIUS
November 22 – December 20
Arguments, especially at home, are likely to go badly for you. Artistic and literary diversions will help keep you out of trouble. Those from the lands of your family background can provide surprising insights.
CAPRICORN
December 21 – January 19
Showing off and learning new sexual techniques can prove very educational for all involved. But are you communicating anything in your love-making besides physical prowess? Take time out to talk about real intimacy, not just erotic gymnastics.
AQUARIUS
January 20 – February 18
What you value in your relationships cannot be sufficiently expressed with money and gifts. Efforts to do so now will just prove awkward and expensive. A gesture of affection – a hug, a kiss, or a kind word – is still best.
PISCES
February 19 – March 19
You’re full of surprises even you don’t know about. Conversations with your family can expose talents that will prove helpful at work. Be sure to discuss family medical history. What you learn now could save you lots of grief.
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