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Published Thursday, 25-Sep-2003 in issue 822
aries
March 21 – April 20
You may have to pick your battles on Oct. 2 when the Sun squares the moon and puts you in the middle of a potential conflict at work. Play the peacemaker, but don’t get embroiled in the battle. A Virgo wants to make love, not war, with you.
taurus
April 21 – May 20
The moon close to Neptune at the top of your chart could make for an intense work week. You want someone to mentor you, but actually, everyone wants you to take care of them. Act like you’re in charge. An Aries, however, will take charge of your body. And you will love it.
gemini
May 21 – June 21
Stop being so petty, Gemini. You can get everything that you want from a Leo if you just open your heart. Instead of criticizing those you love, let them know what you want. Your carping has grown tired. All you have to do is shift your perspective a little bit and your relationships will quickly fall into place. It starts with you, sweetie!
cancer
June 22 – July 22
Your writing ability is lucky for you right now, dear Cancer, as Mercury, the planet of communication, and Jupiter, the planet of good luck, transit your third house. You and an Aquarius can turn some clever phrases together. Why not try turning the lights down low after all the clever lines have been written?
leo
July 23 – Aug.22
Passion runs high with you and a Pisces, but where is that passion leading? This week you should start considering your future, Leo dear. You don’t need another relationship that’s all about treading water and biding your time. You can do better!
virgo
Aug. 23 – Sept. 22
The moon close to Neptune in your body house on Oct. 5 could make you feel super strong one moment and super weak the next. You need some kind of physical practice that will balance your chakras, babe. A Libra is drawn to your aura.
libra
Sept. 23 – Oct. 22
This is a good time for you to find a new hobby — a healthy addiction, darling. Be a trailblazer in your network of friends. You are an inspiration to many, so start inspiring, baby! An Aquarius wants to go on a journey of discovery with you. That journey may begin and end in your bedroom.
scorpio
Oct. 23 – Nov. 21
Careful how much charm you turn on, sweetie. You could stir up a beehive of controversy. People are talking about you right now. Make sure it’s all good. A Gemini wants to know if those lurid stories about you are true. Don’t kiss and tell.
sagittarius
Nov. 22 – Dec. 21
You may be torn between two lovers and feeling like a fool, but soon you will have to decide which one you really want. A Leo senses that your heart is not ready to settle down. Buy some more time, but know that by year’s end you must begin to grow up.
capricorn
Dec. 22 – Jan. 19
Mercury and Jupiter in your house of travel are pushing you to see the world while you’ve still got the gumption and the bucks. A Cancer wants to show you where he or she comes from. Plan a life-changing trip. It’s been too long since you’ve explored a new place.
aquarius
Jan. 20 – Feb. 18
You need to play social director for yourself and your friends this week, Aquarius dear. Everyone is so busy and neurotic. Only you can pull together a fierce group of pals and force everyone to have fun — in the same room. Stop e-mailing and get together with a Virgo. It’s been too long.
pisces
Feb. 19 – March 20
Passions run hot and cold this week, so don’t expect to nail down a Sagittarius any time soon. Enjoy the game, the hunt. Soon it will be time to decide what you want in a relationship. But for now, keep exploring.
Jill Dearman is the author of the best-selling Queer Astrology for Men and Queer Astrology for Women. For information on charts and consultations, call (212) 841-0177 or e-mail QScopes@aol.com.
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