March 20 – April 19

Your relationship – or your process of searching for one – benefits from a mad, explosive adventure, the wilder or more exotic the better. Jump out of an airplane, study Urdu, or go to a party wearing only cellophane. Better yet, use your own imagination and daring!

April 20 – May 20

Office romances are usually a bad risk, but not to be entirely ruled out right now. The gym is a better bet. Whomever you play with can introduce you to techniques that may open you to entirely new erotic pleasures.

May 21 – June 20

High culture is not without low thrills. Appreciation of the fine arts can introduce you to a new companion (or a few of them) who may introduce you to thrills even Hieronymus Bosch couldn’t imagine!

June 21 – July 22

The domestic arts can get very kinky. Just think of what you can do with a turkey baster and a spatula! Clothespins? Let your own imagination wander, and the pantry and broom closet will never look the same again.

July 23 – August 22

Even the sweetest poetry seems to exude lewd double entendres. Everyone’s feeling a bit randier lately, and you are one of the more outspoken spirits of the zeitgeist. Keep it as sweet and delicate as you can; subtlety will open better opportunities.

August 23 – September 22

Invest in a home furnishing or “objet d’art” of the sort that you would only show your naughtiest friends. A token of licentious play, even if few see it, will draw fun into your home for as long as you live there.

September 23 – October 22

Anything you say can and will be held against you. Even your most gracious utterances take on a lewd tone, but that can work to your advantage. Time and place are always considerations, but don’t be afraid to exploit any opportunity to titillate.

October 23 – November 21

The world seems a tad raunchier than usual. This could put you in big demand if you don’t dismiss it as “amateur night.” Pay close attention to your instincts, whether they tell you to hide out alone or with someone you cherish.

November 22 – December 20

You may feel you have a delicate touch in social affairs, but you’re coming off a lot stronger than you think. That can work very well for you. Don’t be shy, but keep a friend handy to gauge your energy and effect.

December 21 – January 19

Working behind the scenes is helpful in promoting yourself, but everything is completely visible now. Your attention to integrity, maintenance, and details will prove a stronger suit than you expect.

January 20 – February 18

Being open to entertaining entirely different values and notions will help you to appreciate different points of view – including your own - all the better. The less you try to win an argument, the more you can learn from it.

February 19 – March 19

Holding back is the only way you can go wrong. Your boldness and daring will surely be rewarded, especially in romance. Even you will be amazed at what you can accomplish and whom you can best in any challenge.