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Carrie Underwood, March 10, 1983
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Horoscope
Published Thursday, 06-Mar-2008 in issue 1054
ARIES
March 20 – April 19
Clean out your kitchen and get rid of at least a few things that aren’t good for you. Some comfort foods are necessary, but whole grains can fit in that category as well as the sweet stuff!
TAURUS
April 20 – May 20
Too many dreamy ideals can leave you paralyzed. Creative action in the real world can help you pick the most advantageous path out of the many. Talking it over with a sister – genetic or otherwise – will help you to energize and focus.
GEMINI
May 21 – June 20
Money is coming and going a bit too easily. Wanting to look good can aggravate the spending. Staying close to the discipline of earlier times – even earlier generations – will help you to save money and use it wisely.
CANCER
June 21 – July 22
Trying to bring diverse viewpoints together in harmony is likely to backfire. Agreeing to disagree – finding a critical, if minuscule, common ground without requiring too much unity – is ultimately more helpful. A new exercise program will improve your spirits as much as your bod.
LEO
July 23 – August 22
Erotic ideals and critical values are likely to clash. Meditation and exercise will help you restore harmony. If you’re not much for exercise, dancing – alone, with a partner, or in a group – will help you find reconciliation.
VIRGO
August 23 – September 22
Elevating anyone at your own expense is never good, and it’s an especially poor way to handle a relationship. Idealizing your lover – rather than simply seeing the two of you as flawed, equal individuals together – is always a big mistake. Blowing off steam with friends will help restore balance.
LIBRA
September 23 – October 22
Your eagerness to work is commendable, but the balance between multitasking and focusing on priorities can make a hash of it. Don’t be scared to ask the boss or an authoritative expert for help!
SCORPIO
October 23 – November 21
Don’t let fear of criticism inhibit your creative urges. Still, exercising some critical foresight can help you focus your magic into making something truly wonderful. Ancient and distant struggles can help inspire you.
SAGITTARIUS
November 22 – December 20
Home may be too tempting a retreat from hard work and responsibility. Traditional or old family ideals may be the goad you need to get cracking! A sense of accomplishment to make the folks at home proud can also help motivate you.
CAPRICORN
December 21 – January 19
Your very definite critical ideas are having some trouble getting through a gentle, eager-to-please mode of expression. The solution can be found in your desire to want what’s really best for someone else – which may not be what sounds nicest.
AQUARIUS
January 20 – February 18
Erotic frustrations shouldn’t provoke you to try to prove anything. Divert your attention to work and home for now, and sex will fall into its right place at the right time. Financial offers that look too good to be true probably are.
PISCES
February 19 – March 19
Just when you’re feeling utterly fabulous, your partner seems intent on bringing you down. The opposing view may be more realistic, but so what if it is? Rough, passionate play or some dark fantasy may help reconciliation.
Jack Fertig, a professional astrologer since 1977, is a founding member of the Association for Astrological Networking.
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