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Published Thursday, 21-Aug-2008 in issue 1078
ARIES
March 20 – April 19
Modest efforts to correct factual or aesthetic errors can easily balloon into major arguments. Rather than telling people what’s right, offer opinions or ask them to check their sources. To minimize trouble, check your own facts and sources first!
TAURUS
April 20 – May 20
Simple fun and games can get quite complicated and messy. Innocent pleasures can quickly lose their innocence. Erotic scrapbooking? Strip backgammon? The naughtiness isn’t bad; it just might require some mental and prophylactic preparation.
GEMINI
May 21 – June 20
Any two people will have different attitudes and standards about housekeeping. The slightest differences can get exaggerated into huge problems, but it’s all just an overblown spat. Let it go! Still, this could signal deeper family problems to review in calmer times.
CANCER
June 21 – July 22
Small health concerns, especially respiratory or lower GI problems, could signal something serious. It’s probably nothing, but worth checking out. When was your last check-up? Worrying only makes it worse; and distraction and accidents are the bigger danger.
LEO
July 23 – August 22
When the going gets tough, the tough get fabulous. Even – no, especially – when times are tight, you can rise to any creative challenge and show the world what you’re made of. Avoid financial risks, but take on any creative gamble!
VIRGO
August 23 – September 22
What problems do you want to blame on your parents? They gave you tools they thought would help. They may have been wrong, but it’s your job to decide how to use those tools and take responsibility for yourself.
LIBRA
September 23 – October 22
Be nice! That’s usually your forte, but now something’s bugging you and you’re coming off a bit sharp and nasty. Take time to let it all out with someone to whom you can tell your darkest, ugliest, nastiest secrets.
SCORPIO
October 23 – November 21
Your sense of what’s important is suddenly rather acute, making you especially critical of your friends. Politicians are a natural, easy, and much safer target. Still, politics is what you make of it. What are you doing to improve the situation?
SAGITTARIUS
November 22 – December 20
What you’re aching to tell the boss could just cause you more pain. If only your tact were as brilliant as your observations! Make sure that frank and critical discussions will indeed be welcome before you embark on them.
CAPRICORN
December 21 – January 19
Speaking out could get you into trouble and reveal a lot more than you want to be known. It could also clear up problems. You’re on a thin line, but like the goat on a narrow mountain path, you can make it work.
AQUARIUS
January 20 – February 18
It’s a great time to develop sexual techniques, but that may leave you wondering, “Is that all there is?” Where is the heart connection? Consider what – and whom – you’d like to be doing in bed 10 to 20 years from now.
PISCES
February 19 – March 19
Between you and your partner, who’s the boss – and in what situations? You really can’t hold back on your complaints – let them out honestly and fairly so you can resolve them. Single? Stay that way for now!
Jack Fertig has been a professional astrologer since 1977.
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