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‘The Longshots’
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Movie Reviews
Published Thursday, 28-Aug-2008 in issue 1079
‘The Longshots’
Review: The Longshots scores big as a funny and inspiring true story about Pop Warner’s first and only girl quarterback.
Story: Based on a true story, The Longshots takes its inspiration from 11-year-old Illinois native Jasmine Plummer’s (Keke Palmer) incredible feat – becoming the only female quarterback ever in the Pop Warner football league. The film’s arc really revolves around the relationship between the young gridiron star and her down-on-his-luck Uncle Curtis (Ice Cube), a former high school football great who can’t seem to do anything right, except keep his trouble-prone niece in line. With his own dreams on the field now re-emerging in the form of Jasmine, the two become an unlikely pair, as he gets her to tryout for the all boys local team, The Minden Browns. The skeptical coach (Matt Craven) becomes a believer watching her natural talent unfold. When he becomes ill, the call goes out to Curtis to come in and help guide the team – now led by the unlikeliest of quarterbacks.
Acting: In his recent family comedies, Are We Done Yet? and Are We There Yet?, Ice Cube (who started in gritty movies like Boyz n the Hood) seemed to be turning into the new Tim Allen, a safe father figure that would be right at home in a Disney movie. Even though The Longshots is definitely PG, it offers him an edgier role and a well-defined character to play for a change. Curtis Plummer is a lazy, down and out ex-ballplayer whose passion for life and football have disappeared. Cube, at the top of his game, gets this guy and gives him three dimensions, which makes his later scenes pay off all that much more. Perhaps it was having a real-life person to play that allowed Cube to stretch, even in a rather formula vehicle such as this. The other key ingredient that makes Longshots work as well as it does is clearly Keke Palmer, who made such a memorable debut in Akeelah and the Bee and confirms her promise as the feisty Jasmine. Together this twosome make The Longshots a pleasure to watch.
Direction: Second feature by Limp Bizkit frontman Fred Durst is no embarrassment, as he clearly is serious about his new directing career and brings out all the action and comedy running through Nick Santora and Doug Atchison’s script. Getting a first-rate performance from Ice Cube and a sterling turn from Palmer proves he knows what he’s doing with actors, which is no small task. The game scenes are well-staged and the football stuff seems authentic, even though this story of a girl quarterback would not seem that believable if it weren’t true. Still, no sports movie cliché is left unturned in The Longshots – right from the title to the end credits – but for some reason, it doesn’t seem to matter. There are generous doses of heart and soul on display here making The Longshots a winner for the whole family.
Bottom Line: Hollywood.com rated this film 3 stars.
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‘Star Wars: The Clone Wars’
‘Star Wars: The Clone Wars’
Review: If you’d like to get caught up in the whole Star Wars milieu once again, the animated Clone Wars really isn’t the best way to do it.
Story: Of course, the kiddies will probably enjoy Clone Wars much more than their adult chaperones; it has a certain videogame sensibility that will appeal to them, whether they are into Star Wars or not. Taken from the animated TV show, this big-screen treatment falls somewhere between Episode II and Episode III, before Anakin Skywalker becomes Darth Vader, in which Jedi Knights Skywalker and Obi-Wan Kenobi are knee-deep in droids in their fight against the Separatists, lead by Count Dooku. Anakin, Obi-Wan and Anakin’s new Padawan trainee Ahsoka Teno, however, are called away from the frontlines for a side mission: to rescue Jabba the Hutt’s kidnapped son. That’s correct. The slimy crime lord apparently has a baby slug who doesn’t smell very good (according to Ahsoka). Of course, it’s all part of some master plan by Dooku to destroy the Jedi but seeing Jabba’s son is quite something. Wonder what happened to him by the time Return of the Jedi came around?
Acting: What a change of pace. Besides Christopher Lee, who reprises his role as Dooku, Samuel L. Jackson, who briefly voices his Mace Windu character, and Anthony Daniels as C3P0, the rest of the voices are mostly unknowns. That’s probably a good thing because if some A-list movie star had to recite the awful dialogue The Clone Wars dishes out, they’d be embarrassed. Wow, is it bad. The supposed playful banter between Anakin and the feisty Ahsoka is particularly cringe-worthy. And unfortunately, it sort of falls in line with how poorly written Episodes I-III were as well.
Direction: Which leads me to my main pet peeve about the continuing Star Wars saga: George Lucas has never found another writer on par with Lawrence Kasdan (who wrote the two best Star Wars movies, Empire Strikes Back and Return of the Jedi). God knows, the man is great with the visuals. As Clone Wars executive producer, you can see all the innovation Lucas pours into the animation. The film has just as much action as one of the live-action films and is quite vibrant – real eye candy for the video-gaming generation. But Lucas gets so caught up in all the details and the universe he has created, he forgets about a compelling script – or hiring a good writer to write it for him. It seems like he just figures people will love it anyway because it’s Star Wars. Maybe some will, but for others, like me, we need more. Clone Wars doesn’t give it to you.
Bottom Line: Hollywood.com rated this film 2 stars.
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