March 21 – April 20

Venus and Pluto in your house of teaching and learning are here to instruct you that the best teachers are the best students. Stop telling people what they should know and start listening to the wisdom of your elders (or your perceptive pals). Another Aries wants to stay after class with you. Detention has never been so delicious.

April 21 – May 20

The full moon in your sign on Nov. 8 brings you an opportunity to show the world that you are not just a follower, you’re a true leader — especially where love is concerned. If you want to pull out all romantic stops with a Leo, then go for it. This month it’s better to risk looking foolish than to risk just looking (and never touching).

May 21 – June 21

Jupiter in your house of home and family pulls you closer to the ones who matter most. Enjoy the domesticated life for a while. You know that chaos will intrude sooner or later! See if you can make it to the holidays with a Libra by your side. Compromise gets you far emotionally these days — and it gets you into some sensually satisfying, but compromising positions.

June 22 – July 22

Venus enters your health sector in early November and encourages you to beautify yourself on the outside in order to feel more balanced and happy on the inside. Yep, it’s time for a makeover. An Aquarius wants to run some fingers through your hair and muss you up a bit.

July 23 – Aug.22

This is a fine time for you to take advantage of a lull at your workplace and work on your personal life, Leo. Your loved ones are especially needy now. Don’t judge them; just draw them close. You can kick ‘em back out into the cruel world in a couple of months — after the new year. A Pisces wants to hide in your loving arms.

Aug. 23 – Sept. 22

The moon meets passionate Mars in your house of love on Nov. 3, bringing your desires closer to the surface. Everyone can smell the chemistry between you and a Taurus. You know that you want each other, so what are you waiting for? Don’t stand on ceremony when it comes to love or lust. In fact, don’t stand at all!

Sept. 23 – Oct. 22

Your charming and romantic ruler, Venus, moves into your social sector on Nov. 3 and puts you just where you want to be when it comes to partying, networking, and 24-hour flirting. Spend a few extra bucks on an outfit that’s camera-ready. You may get your 15 minutes with a Scorpio, and you want to look your most risqué.

Oct. 23 – Nov. 21

The sun and Mercury both transit your sign through most of November, and the full moon lands in your house of love on Nov. 3. All in all, this should be a very hot time in your life. Lovers demand a lot from you, and there may not be enough of you to go around. A Capricorn will not share!

Nov. 22 – Dec. 21

You may be tempted to take the moral high ground in an intimate relationship, Sag, but it would be wise to look at your own history as a whore and a hypocrite. Pull out those old diaries! A Leo wants a clean slate. Is that possible?

Dec. 22 – Jan. 19

The full moon on Nov. 3 falls in your house of creativity and drama. You have a choice — you can put your energy into art or into idiocy. A Cancer represents the latter. Be careful with any potential lover who whines more than woos. You need an equal, sweetie.

Jan. 20 – Feb. 18

Jupiter’s transit through your house of serious partnerships brings you closer to saying “I do” to your true love. Before you pop the question, though, be careful that you aren’t fantasizing about popping the cherry of a 20-something Virgo. You are not as ready to settle down as you think you are — but you are getting closer.

Feb. 19 – March 20

Your heart and your body are in sync in a most heated way on Nov. 3, when the emotional moon sits on the face of Mars, which are both in your sign. You cannot hide your horniness, and why should you? A Virgo likes it when you follow your lust instead of your logic.

Jill Dearman is the author of the best-selling Queer Astrology for Men and Queer Astrology for Women. For information on charts and consultations, call (212) 841-0177 or e-mail QScopes@aol.com.