March 21 – April 20

When you’re kind to the people who irritate you, you’ll feel like a noble beast, you beast. Don’t let the petty types undermine your best intentions, sweetie. A Capricorn brings out your higher self in the sexiest ways possible.

April 21 – May 20

You can finally concentrate less on work and more on fun now that Saturn has moved into your social third house. Money takes care of itself. But if you want to have friends (and dates!) you have to call people, lazy one! Another Taurus misses you.

May 21 – June 21

While the Sun transits your sign you need to accept that you’re a superior being, or at least a super-popular one. Do favors for those less fortunate. During Gay Pride Month, throw a party once a week — at least! A Scorpio wants to be on your guest list every night.

June 22 – July 22

There’s a good chance you can improve your financial situation exponentially over the next two years. Here’s how: Choose one project that you believe in. Frontload the hard work. Focus, focus, focus. It’s called working with Saturn, darling. A Gemini wants to work your lips.

July 23 – Aug.22

You need to take better care of yourself, baby. Let an Aries pamper you like the queen (or king) that you are.

Aug. 23 – Sept. 22

A gentle approach to your career works best now, Virgo. Let other people push you to the top. You don’t need to step on anyone to get what you want or need. In fact, you should step back and re-examine some of your cutthroat ways!

Sept. 23 – Oct. 22

Jupiter is in the middle of a refreshing transit through your house of friends and groups, which means that you can connect to new and inspiring comrades, sweetie. Your mind is sharper than ever, so use it! A Capricorn wants to follow your lead (in every sense, and using every sense...).

Oct. 23 – Nov. 21

Travel as much as you can during this free-spirited month, Scorpio. You’re able to connect with people from different cultures and learn much about what makes the world go round. A Leo makes your head spin.

Nov. 22 – Dec. 21

Put more energy into expressing your passion, sweetie. For someone so supposedly open, you have been rather uptight lately. A Gemini wants you to let your guard down and take your shirt off.

Dec. 22 – Jan. 19

Lust propels you to do many an irrational thing this month. Cut yourself some slack, Capricorn. You’re transforming from an inhibited creature into a free spirit. Let a Sag prod you along in your process.

Jan. 20 – Feb. 18

Your creativity is your greatest asset in early June, so use it or lose it. You’re able to turn water to wine with your vision, but you have to blend the right mixture of elements. A Taurus is the final ingredient in your secret elixir.

Feb. 19 – March 20

It’s time to tell an Aries what you’re really worth, Pisces. You’ve let people step all over you long enough, doll. Now’s the time to step back and trust that those who like you really like you. Be confident enough to not pick up that phone. Tough it out.