“Two of the biggest issues in politics today are that the gays want to get married and also crave to openly be prancing around the military. It’s cuckoo times two! While I fully understand the importance of these advances – and I’ll fight for them to my gay death – I couldn’t imagine two more horrible things for me, personally. I HATE the idea of getting married (It’s an admission of utter defeat) and besides, I always thought one of the good things about being gay is that your parents can never ask, ‘Why aren’t you married already?’ I also detest the idea of going abroad and killing people! It’s extremely unsavory and lately it’s not even done for any kind of good cause!”

“I do watch a lot of Fox News. I like Charles Krauthammer and Bill O’Reilly. … If McCain had asked me to campaign for him, I would have.”

“I’ve got a few (questions) for those who supported Proposition 8. ... My question is a very profound one. What the fuck is it to you? ... Why are people in this state, when we have so many things on our plate – we have a fiscal disaster going on – why is anyone even wasting their time with this issue? Why does anyone even care if gay people get married? ... You would never in a million years go up to a person of color and say: ‘Well, you know, I hear black people want to get married now. I mean, it’s fine if they live together.’ You would cringe, would you not? ‘I hear the Mexicans want to vote! There goes the neighborhood!’ Right? It would sound absolutely silly. And yet, across the state, people are having dinner conversations saying, ‘Well, do gay people really have the right to get married?’ Yes! A domestic union, domestic partnership is not the same.”