Mercury and Venus are in a dance of flirtatious wit and charm, but as he’s squaring Uranus and she Jupiter and Neptune, watch out for rude surprises – and be careful of whatever you’re drinking!

March 20 – April 19

Keeping up socially can get expensive. A sibling, or someone who feels more like a sibling than “just a friend,” can offer good financial advice on the social front, but more private matters trust your own instincts.

April 20 – May 20

Looking good can be important, but it’s really more about how you use what you have rather than what you invest in the process. Economy and resourcefulness will get you ahead; indulgences will only draw shallow praise from shallow people.

May 21 – June 20

Ambition is good, but look beyond the next step up and the next argument. Not everything you do now will be noticed, but everything you’d rather not be seen will be. Be philosophical and stay on your best behavior!

June 21 – July 22

If you can’t keep your mouth shut, at least slow down and think carefully about what you’re hearing. The less you like it, the more you need to listen. You don’t have to agree, but there’s something there you should learn!

July 23 – August 22

Hot sex with your partner and professional advancement both require efforts that will be rewarded. Keeping those in balance may take some effort. Your partner will be very glad to help with the former, and your friends and colleagues with the latter.

August 23 – September 22

Your brilliant ideas for getting ahead could be improved by input from a colleague or employee. Advice from a teacher or a publicist, however contrary it seems, can be factored in. Your partner’s input, no matter how well intended, is probably counterproductive.

September 23 – October 22

Erotic adventures await, but so do exotic infections. Keep prophylaxis at hand, and be careful who you play with. With those caveats you can improve your chances and your fun by presenting yourself as solid, reliable, sensual and just comfortable to be with.

October 23 – November 21

Talking dirty with your baby is sure to lead from words to actions. Get playful and explorative. You could be surprised at what comes up. Leather and kink communities may offer possibilities; you don’t need to join anything to scout around.

November 22 – December 20

Now is a golden opportunity to talk with your partner about any problems. Housework may be an issue, whether you’re doing too much or not enough. Say what you need to say, but be sure to listen, too!

December 21 – January 19

Accidents and arguments come from trying too hard to avoid them. You can look ahead and be sensibly cautious, but still relax, have fun and joke with friends. Fun and games don’t have to be expensive. You can keep your values strong and prices low.

January 20 – February 18

Financial problems may seem out of control, but when are we ever really in control? A playful, inventive approach may help. Arguing with family won’t. Remember: Your own creativity is your best resource.

February 19 – March 19

Current challenges will pay off later, probably next year. Accentuating the positive is worth the effort. You can find strength in home and traditions if you can rethink them into new perspectives.