March 21 – April 20

Mercury and Venus in your career sector are bringing you luck at work, but you have to work hard to make that luck work even harder for you. Attitude is everything — on the job and in bed with a Libra.

April 21 – May 20

This is the best time of year for you to plan a trip, sweetie. While everyone is gearing up for family gatherings, perhaps you should throw on your scuba gear and escape all obligations. A Virgo wants to go deep-sea diving with you. The water is more than fine.

May 21 – June 21

Do all your own accounting while Saturn is retrograde in your money house. You need to take money matters seriously. Do the boring receipt-tabulating work you’ve been avoiding. A Taurus will play with you while you play with your calculator.

June 22 – July 22

There’s no need to panic over a work-related mishap. Everyone is on your side. You are allowed to make mistakes. In fact, it makes you seem more human. A Pisces wants to help you move up to the next level.

July 23 – Aug.22

The Sun meets Pluto in your house of love affairs so don’t be surprised if all sorts of troublesome and complex characters want to get with you this week. A Scorpio can’t leave well enough alone — can you?

Aug. 23 – Sept. 22

Uranus in your health sector has your body shook up but good. But don’t worry, a more peaceful time is ahead. Your love life is related to your good health — so make love not war, you whore. A Sagittarius wants to make it with you.

Sept. 23 – Oct. 22

Turn off all that reality TV and get in touch with your sense of romantic reality, dear. That means if you want true love, you have to work to get it and keep it. If you give up a tired old illusion, you will get a fresh and fierce Aquarius in the bargain.

Oct. 23 – Nov. 21

If you are starting to wax sentimental about a love gone wrong, stop, cease, and desist — now! You can have something so much better, informed by the real you, not by an old illusion you had of yourself. A Capricorn gets you on a multitude of levels.

Nov. 22 – Dec. 21

Mars in your creativity sector could bring out the artist in you. Paint, play, or do whatever comes naturally. Then do it again. And again. Creativity is a practice. Amazing sex with a Capricorn requires the same mix of discipline and abandon.

Dec. 22 – Jan. 19

Venus finishes up a stint in your sign on Dec. 20, so make this a week of love. You deserve it. Don’t wait for a Sagittarius to come on to you. Make your move while you are looking so hot! You need to tap into your earthy side.

Jan. 20 – Feb. 18

Mars in your communication sector makes you quite the spokesperson, sweetie. Stand up for the cause you believe in most, and a Scorpio will stand right beside you. Don’t be afraid to put your beliefs on the line.

Feb. 19 – March 20

Magic needs to be mixed with good humor, darling. You will experience a dream come true with a Libra, but you may have to deal with a strange booby prize, too. Laugh about the little things, and grab for the big things with great gusto.

Jill Dearman is the author of the best-selling Queer Astrology for Men and Queer Astrology for Women. For information on charts and consultations, call (212) 841-0177.