The Birdcage on The WB at 8:00 p.m.

In Miami Beach a gay couple pretend to be man and wife when a son’s future father-in-law and family visit.

The 76th Annual Academy Awards on ABC at 5:30 p.m.

The Oscars have become a veritable gay holiday, so find a party and make your picks for all of the top categories

Two and a Half Men on CBS at 9:30

Charlie is stunned to learn his ex-girlfriend is now a man, and we are very happy to report that the ex-girlfriend is being played by Chris O’Donnell.

The Passion of the Christ

The Passion is the controversial new film by Mel Gibson that depicts the last 12 hours in the life of Jesus Christ. The movie was filmed in Latin and Aramaic.

The Broken Lizard comedy troupe that brought you Super Troopers returns with Club Dread, a comedy about a crazed killer on the loose at an island resort.

Set in pre-Revolution Cuba, Dirty Dancing Havana Nights will have a Latin twist to the romance. The film features cameo appearances by the stars of the original 1987 film, Patrick Swayze and Jennifer Grey.

Ashley Judd stars in this thriller as a cop whose father was a serial killer. When her former lovers start dying one by one, she becomes the number one suspect.