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Published Thursday, 05-Jun-2003 in issue 806
aries
March 21 – April 20
The full moon on June 14 falls in your house of adventure and knowledge, dear Aries. This means that you need to figure out a way to integrate your lone-wolf M.O. with your need for meaningful human contact. Do more for your friends. A Libra who used to see you as only a platonic pal is now eyeing you with a bit of lust.
taurus
April 21 – May 20
You will be on the receiving end of many lusty looks from strangers during this erratic week, and many approving nods from business associates, too. Listen to that confident, optimistic voice in your head. Don’t be so cautious. Reach out to new people, and challenge yourself this week. A Capricorn wants to challenge you sexually.
gemini
May 21 – June 21
The full moon on June 14 falls in your house of love, sweetie. It’s the beginning of a generous and lucky cycle for you. Certainly the more generous you are, spiritually and every other way, the better. It comes back to you. This month is also the beginning of a two-year cycle of financial success. Don’t blow it — work your ass off. A Virgo would like to do the same for you.
cancer
June 22 – July 22
This is a good week for you to be all that you can be, sweetie. And you don’t have to join the army to do it. The planets are giving you extra power, so put yourself out in front of a crowd and quietly demand the respect and admiration you deserve. You’ll get it.
leo
July 23 – Aug.22
Feeling oppressed and tired? It’s been a challenging time for you Leos, to say the least. Luckily, all the intensity peaks around the full moon on June 14. After that, life gets easier, slowly but surely. During the next couple of weeks your goal should be to ask for help from all the people who know you, love you, and are in debt to you. A Capricorn owes you big time.
virgo
Aug. 23 – Sept. 22
If you do some gentle schmoozing during this full-moon week, you could make connections with people who can help add zeros to your bank balance. Food, sex, business, and laid-back conversations all blend well together this week. Avoid controversy and aim for peace, baby.
libra
Sept. 23 – Oct. 22
This summer, Jupiter finishes up a transit through your house of friends. Your pals can help you to achieve the unimaginable, so dream and dream big, and ask for their help. If you’re single, get out there and show your cute, charming self to the world. (And keep your eyes peeled especially for a Scorpio.) If you’re involved, let go with reckless abandon.
scorpio
Oct. 23 – Nov. 21
Question your romantic desires, sweetie. You may get a little tipsy on booze or high on life over this full-moon week and rub up against your friends with a lion in your pocket that is ready to roar, baby. Keep it light and fun, and don’t pretend you’re in love with someone you just want to “do,” especially if it’s an Aries.
sagittarius
Nov. 22 – Dec. 21
Pluto will join with the full moon in your sign on June 14 to bring your internal issues to a head, darling. Deal with your demons! Artistic breakthroughs and romantic passion go hand in hand now. Do something that will put yourself in the spotlight. Avoid false humility, especially the way you wear it, darling. Live large. And share some of your lust with an Aquarius.
capricorn
Dec. 22 – Jan. 19
As Uranus transits your very social third house, you will be on the receiving end of many invitations to parties, to openings, and — most important — to opportunities for cheap foreplay. Yes, foreplay: it’s a week for fooling around, not necessarily going all the way. A Pisces should be more than willing to get you worked up. Your words as well as your sexy ways will get many a gal worked up this week.
aquarius
Jan. 20 – Feb. 18
This a wonderful week to go to parties and make a huge impression on your public. You’ve been humble long enough, sweetie. It’s time to rule the circuit like the desperate diva with dignity that you are! A Cancer may try to compete with you, but don’t take it personally. Everybody’s just a little bit touchy this week. Your mission should be to be as magnanimous as possible — and make sure that everybody knows it!
pisces
Feb. 19 – March 20
During this cycle you could feel a little turned on, a little oppressed, and a lot confused. Stop analyzing and rationalizing, and start acting like the adult that you are — feel your feelings, sweetie! A Virgo has the power to calm you down when you’re feeling the craziest. Eat comfort foods!
— Jill Dearman is the author of the best-selling Queer Astrology for Men and Queer Astrology for Women.
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