March 21 – April 20

Jupiter retrograde in your house of health makes this a good time for you to give your body an internal makeover. If there is something you eat or drink (or otherwise take into your body) that throws your balance off, perhaps it’s time to make a change. A Taurus is ready to give you a brand of pure and natural love. Delicious.

April 21 – May 20

As the sun moves through your sign, you are able to see your life (and your loves) much more clearly. Spend time with people who make you feel good about yourself, and avoid crazy-making friends and relatives. A Leo wants to be your mirror.

May 21 – June 21

Your intuition is extra-strong now, as the sun transits your mystical-minded 12th house. Don’t make decisions based solely on what you see. Dig deeper and ponder what is below the surface. A Pisces wants to swim in the deep end with you.

June 22 – July 22

Saturn in your sign is pushing you to push yourself a lot harder, darling. There’s work to be done, and this is the time to do it, especially after Mercury moves forward on April 30. Let your crush on a Leo build, but put work before pleasure … for now.

July 23 – Aug. 22

Venus and Mars are both transiting your house of friends. This is a prime time for you to push yourself out of your rut and do something new and exciting with a new and exciting pal. A Scorpio is always willing to up the ante. You need to gamble more, darling.

Aug. 23 – Sept. 22

On April 30, your ruler Mercury moves forward in your house of serious relationships. If you want to get closer to a Sagittarius, you are going to have to lay yourself on the line (and more than just physically, whore). A show of bravery pays off. Say what you’re afraid to.

Sept. 23 – Oct. 22

Saturn at the top of your chart forces you to be no-nonsense about what you want career-wise. Cut out the gigs that have grown meaningless to you, and push cheap bosses to give you more dough for your best work. The more you talk about the bottom line, the more a Taurus wants to top you.

Oct. 23 – Nov. 21

The moon in your house of exes on May 1 and 2 could bring people back from the past. Be kind – even to your enemies, darling. You are loved by many and shouldn’t bother with vindictive thinking. Living – and f***ing – well with a Virgo are the best revenge!

Nov. 22 – Dec. 21

A mischievous friend could accidentally give you a great idea this week. You definitely need to start a project that is a little offbeat and a little naughty. A Libra appreciates your good behavior. Now it’s time to be bad.

Dec. 22 – Jan. 19

Feeling a little frustrated about your sex life? This is the time to do something wild and uninhibited. You’ve played by the rules long enough. Break a few taboos with a Gemini. Less talk, more action.

Jan. 20 – Feb. 18

Mercury moves forward in your house of social fun on April 30, which means that you should be much more spontaneous, darling. Instead of making formal plans, go where the mood takes you. You just might end up in the lap of another Aquarius by week’s end.

Feb. 19 – March 20

Mercury moves forward in your house of money on April 30, so get busy trying to make more dough. Your ideas are like gold now, but you need to treat them that way. Focus on two great concepts. An Aries will help you to make something out of one of them.

Jill Dearman is the author of the best-selling Queer Astrology for Men and Queer Astrology for Women. For information on charts and consultations, call (212) 841-0177.