“Bush is an incompetent leader. In fact, he’s not a leader. He’s a person who has no judgment, no experience and no knowledge of the subjects that he has to decide upon. ... The shallowness that he has brought to the office has not changed since he got there. ... The President’s capacity to lead has never been there. In order to lead, you have to have judgment. In order to have judgment, you have to have knowledge and experience. He has none.”

“We’re not a city in which any of the gay bars have windows.”

“My first great love was a woman. It was in high school, and I was at the tender age of 18. At that age, of course, our feelings are very raw and intense. I fell head over heels, helplessly in love with a teacher of mine. ... She did not want to have anything to do with me.”

“I have seen it [“Queer Eye for the Straight Guy”]. I don’t think I got it. I like the way straight people dress. ... That’s why they’re cute! We don’t want everyone to look like a namby-pamby poofter!”