Think Jennifer Aniston, Brad Pitt, Justin Timberlake, Ashton Kutcher, Gwen Stephani, Barry White, Ray Charles

Put a cup or so of rice in the foot of a nylon. Wrap it around itself a couple of times so if it rips, you don’t spill all over the place. Tie it in a knot a couple of times, which then becomes the nipple. Don’t tie it too tight so it can shape and feel like real breasts. Also, a Suppositori Spelling secret: Rice is heavier, so you can get more cleavage in a bra by pushing your pecks together

For the punk-rock, I-abuse-my-hair, sexy-bedhead look try: Healthy Sexy Hair, Aveda Humectant or Got 2 B Glued, for that perfectly messy coif.

Best manly hair product: American Crew Pomade

Want curls? Joico styling cream elixir

Going straight – KMS Flat Out

Add volume – Beauty Without Cruelty spray gel, Bumble and Bumble hairspray or use clip-on hair pieces

Keep breaking up with your hair and getting back together? For over-processed hair: Infusium 23 leave-in conditioner, and natural olive, almond or vitamin E hair oils

Smooth skin: Dr. Hauscha cleansing milk or cleansing cream and moisturizing day cream, or Aveeno Clear Complexion daily moisturizer

Re-experiencing adolescence? DDF Acne Exfoliating Wash with Benzoyl Peroxide, Oxy Acne Wash, or Clean and Clear acne powder puff

Best cosmetic line: MAC

Best razor: Gillette Mach III

Best for in-grown hairs: Tend Skin

Best magazines: Victoria’s Secret catalogs, French or Italian Vogue, Kera, Details, GQ, Rolling Stone, Spin, Teen People or Fruits, a book of photography by Shoichi Aoki

Best Place to Shop: Ross or Second Hand

Products we can’t live without: MAC Lipglass, Bay Rum aftershave, Makeup Forever black eyeshadow, Dr. Hauscha moisturizing day cream, hair grease and toothpaste