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Horoscope
Published Thursday, 12-Aug-2004 in issue 868
Sun in Virgo opposing Uranus in Pisces pits critical insight against intuitive flashes. If you can bring them together, you’ll dazzle with insight! Venus in Cancer quincunx to Pluto in Sagittarius pushes for adjustments in an effort to reconcile homey comforts with exotic challenges.
aries
March 21 – April 20
Rebellion against domestic attachment is more about frustration with your own desire to cling than it is about those you live with. Stop projecting and get creative. You could do almost anything if you just focus and stick with it.
taurus
April 21 – May 20
Frustrated ambitions can lead to tantrums at home. Better at home than at work. Better yet to be clear and real about what you want. To let off steam, try your hand at erotic writing, even if it’s just lewd fortune cookies.
gemini
May 21 – June 21
You’re getting tense over your relationship and money; and if you don’t have either, all the more reason to be tense! Arguments seem to come out of nowhere. Yeah, it’s you. Think, read, write and be careful with whom you speak – and how!
cancer
June 22 – July 22
Sudden fretting over money and mortality make real – but real small – health problems worse than they actually are. Diet and exercise should take care of them, but don’t avoid the doctor on my say-so! A checkup now could help you avoid serious problems later.
leo
July 23 – Aug. 22
It’s hard having a relationship when you’re the greatest star. Get out of the spotlight and take your darling to some private getaway where you can enjoy basking in each others’ glow instead of just your own. Take along some “novelties” and get creative!
virgo
Aug. 23 – Sept. 22
Get out of your own head and worries. You have some unusual ideas for community politics, and your ideas could catalyze other people’s notions through arguments and adjustments on all sides – leading to brilliance!
libra
Sept. 23 – Oct. 22
You’re brilliantly creative, but you need focus. Someone in charge – preferably a woman, or a Cancerian (Mom?) – will help you sift out all your crazy ideas and find the gold.
scorpio
Oct. 23 – Nov. 21
Pressure at work is mostly self-inflicted, but could result in outbursts at home. A little change around the house can help relieve pressure at both ends of that axis. Retail therapy is tempting, even truly helpful. Set a budget and go exotic.
sagittarius
Nov. 22 – Dec. 21
Venus is in your house of ill repute, bathing you in an irresistible sexual glow – focusing on your, ahem, chest. Your imagination and mouth are busy in any event, whether eros or intellect is your choice.
capricorn
Dec. 22 – Jan. 19
Calm your paranoia by talking with your partner or another close friend. A home-cooked meal will help you relax. Include dessert! Sexual tensions challenge your… morals? Ethics? Limits? Whipped cream from that dessert could prove handy!
aquarius
Jan. 20 – Feb. 18
Yes, constructive criticism is good and helpful, but in this case it’s more blessed for you to receive than to give. Being more enlightened, you should take it with better grace. Adjusting to feedback will make you more lovable and politically effective.
pisces
Feb. 19 – March 20
You could worry yourself sick or clean up your work area – what a choice! Culinary creativity will boost your renown. Home-baked sweets for colleagues (don’t forget the boss!) help you get ahead.
Jack Fertig has been working as a professional astrologer since 1977 and is a founding member of the Association for Astrological Networking. He can be reached for consultations at (415) 864-8302 and by email at QScopes@qsyndicate.com.
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