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Horoscope
Published Thursday, 19-Aug-2004 in issue 869
Martha Stewart would love this, if she weren’t otherwise occupied: Venus in Cancer is sextile to Jupiter in Virgo, a domestic-goddess kind of lineup. Mercury in Leo is semi-sextile to both, bringing emphatic expression to those homey skills and issues.
aries
March 21 – April 20
Housekeeping’s not your usual forte, but what’s usual about you anyway? The stars are now helping you roll up your sleeves, and even make housework fun! Take a creative approach, and put that jailbird Martha to shame.
taurus
April 21 – May 20
You’ve always taken pride in your home; now you get some great new ideas to make it even more comfy and showy. Take a new look at your family and ethnic traditions. Draw inspiration from your sister… or any “sister”.
gemini
May 21 – June 21
This is a good time to reorganize domestic finances. Examine the problems, but don’t take real action until Sept. 2. Then take full advantage of Labor Day sales.
cancer
June 22 – July 22
You are looking especially gorgeous these days.
Keep the sweet, modest smile, but soak up the compliments that are coming your way. We know those dark moods, too, so now’s the time to take stock of yourself and affirm your strengths.
leo
July 23 – Aug. 22
Your outspokenness has been causing some consternation, but you can clean that up after Sept. 2. In the meantime, show everyone how modest and understanding you can be.
virgo
Aug. 23 – Sept. 22
Your recent run of good luck gets yet another boost – in community politics. At least you get an opportunity to share your ideals. You may prefer to work behind the scenes, but be involved and trust your instincts.
libra
Sept. 23 – Oct. 22
Blessings come in disguise these days, but now’s the time to see through the ugly wrappers. Being emotionally supportive at work or adding a homey touch to your workspace will open up networking opportunities.
scorpio
Oct. 23 – Nov. 21
Come out of your shell and sing out, Louise! You have some great ideas and brilliant foresight. Let people see what you have to offer and you’re sure to get ahead!
sagittarius
Nov. 22 – Dec. 21
The stars are making you saucier and sexier – as if you need the help! Imagine yourself as a foreign sports star and play that up. Whether you have a swimmer’s build or a sumo wrestler’s, you’re sure to find a match.
capricorn
Dec. 22 – Jan. 19
The zodiac’s best-kept secret is out of the bag: You’re the sexiest sign of all! Be homey and domestic to get the one you want, or brilliantly erudite to get everyone you want. And one doesn’t rule out the other, oh ambitious one!
aquarius
Jan. 20 – Feb. 18
Relationship issues? They’re largely about housekeeping and sex. Put on the French maid’s apron and kill two birds with one proverbial stone. Communication usually helps, too. No relationship? Well, put on the French maid’s apron and go find one. Zut alors!
pisces
Feb. 19 – March 20
Find a creative partner to at least bounce some ideas off of. Critical feedback is especially helpful now. Fun and games – preferably at home – with your partner will help you articulate problems and find very satisfying answers.
Jack Fertig has been working as a professional astrologer since 1977 and is a founding member of the Association for Astrological Networking. He can be reached for consultations at (415) 864-8302 and by email at QScopes@qsyndicate.com.
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