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Published Thursday, 26-Aug-2004 in issue 870
Mars in Virgo sharpens critical energy, but square to Pluto in Sagittarius… Buckle your seatbelts! Libido and bitchiness are both rampant, but they’re the easiest choices. Try to focus, not obsess. Keep cool, rational and fair.
aries
March 21 – April 20
Eager though you are to try new techniques and adventures, be very careful about your health. You’re susceptible to inflammations, especially around the tush and thighs. Be very careful of what you put into your GI tract – at either end!
taurus
April 21 – May 20
Get as playful and adventurous as you dare, but keep your eyes ahead and ears open. You’ll get or give a real good scare, but that can be liberating.
And since the scare is nearly inevitable with or without the adventure, go for the fun!
gemini
May 21 – June 21
It’s a great time for you to clean house, but people you live with have other ideas. Your scrub-aholic frenzies are going to test limits, and could even make or break a relationship, so be as respectful as possible.
cancer
June 22 – July 22
You’re getting into a very critical mode. Turn that focus inward and sharpen whatever skills you need to work on. It may be hard to resist offering “helpful advice” to others. Be very sure they really want to hear it!
leo
July 23 – Aug. 22
Plug that hole in your pocket – now! Avoid new investments and hide the plastic. Everything you need is in your own heart and creativity, and that’s all anyone else needs, too. Be generous and discover new riches.
virgo
Aug. 23 – Sept. 22
You’re on a domestic rampage, set to turn everything topsy-turvy on the way to getting your home exactly the way you want it. Just focus on cleaning up your own realm, and remember the Golden Rule when dealing with family and roommates! Invite them to join in your projects, but scrub any desire to pressure them.
libra
Sept. 23 – Oct. 22
Get ready for a psychic enema. Sorry, love, it won’t be pretty, but nightmares and long-lurking fears, doubts and anxieties will come up. Best to face them and purge those demons. Give yourself time and space for that!
scorpio
Oct. 23 – Nov. 21
Political favors come due now; whether you’re paying or collecting, there’s a difference of opinion on accounts. Arguments just make losers on both sides. Action on your part to gain favor can pay off, but save the discussion for later!
sagittarius
Nov. 22 – Dec. 21
Anything – even cleaning your desk – is sure to get your work noticed. Competitive energies are high right now; you will rise to the top, but not without ruffling some feathers. Be as diplomatic and gracious as you can be!
capricorn
Dec. 22 – Jan. 19
You’re being awfully critical and argumentative, but what’s really bothering you? Open up to someone offering a new, different perspective; you will be surprised at all your hidden anger, fear and resentments. Look at them now so you can release them later.
aquarius
Jan. 20 – Feb. 18
Sex and politics clash. Keep erotic expectations clear, but be nice about it. Ditto your political expectations, which can lead to cutthroat battles – the odds don’t like you this week. (But I still love you, dear!)
pisces
Feb. 19 – March 20
Any partnership, especially the professional sort, can be a battleground. Keep as cool and rational as possible, and outline the issues. Writing things down helps! Give credit as well as criticism – on both sides!
Jack Fertig has been working as a professional astrologer since 1977 and is a founding member of the Association for Astrological Networking. He can be reached for consultations at (415) 864-8302 or by email at QScopes@qsyndicate.com.
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