‘The Clubhouse’ on CBS at 8:00 p.m.

A new TV show set in a baseball locker room that stars Dean Cain? We’ll give it a try. As a batboy for the New York Empires, Pete Young balances life at home and in the big leagues as he gets caught up in a player’s steroid scandal and must make a tough decision.

‘Smallville’ on The WB at 8:00 p.m.

Clark is back and Lois Lane joins the cast to kick off season two as Chloe’s cousin. Lois’ father tries to stop Lois and Clark from investigating Chloe’s murder. Meanwhile, the new hot guy on the cast, Jason, arrives from Paris and convinces Lana to continue their summer fling.

‘Will & Grace’ on NBC at 8:30 p.m.

Okay, we don’t like to put “Will & Grace” in every week… but Molly Shannon reprises her role as Val and Grace has a run-in with her while trying to steal doughnuts from an AA meeting that Val is attending.

When the U.S. President’s daughter wants to go to college without an entourage of bodyguards, her father agrees but secretly sends a young FBI agent to watch over her. However, things get complicated when they develop a relationship.

A grieving mother is told by her psychiatrist that she has created the memories of a lost 8 year-old son that she never had. But when she meets with another patient who has a similar experience, they set out to find their missing children.

John Waters is back, and he’s got Tracy Ullman in the cast. Lust is in the air on Harford Road as Sylvia Stickles’ world is turned upside down one day after suffering a concussion in a freak traffic accident. Sexy tow-truck driver Ray-Ray Perkins rushes to her aid, and the stricken Sylvia realizes he is no ordinary service man; he’s a sexual healer who brings Sylvia’s hidden cauldron of lust to the boiling point.