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Horoscope
Published Thursday, 23-Sep-2004 in issue 874
Mars in Libra is already dithery, but in quincunx to Uranus in Pisces, it will be a miracle if anything gets done! Pick a partner and agree on a direction. Mistakes are inevitable and adjustments will be necessary, but you’ll get nowhere if you don’t get going somewhere!
aries
March 21 – April 20
You normally work best solo, but teamwork is important now, even though it’s especially befuddling. Others are taking too much initiative and doing too much first-guessing, and you are the most usual suspect. Communication is the key!
taurus
April 21 – May 20
Teasing arguments easily get out of hand. How you play with others will be noticed by higher-ups and easily misinterpreted. Cooperation is very important now, but keep it clean!
gemini
May 21 – June 21
To get at what’s really bothering you, escort a friend or older relative to a worship service. The more discomfort you tolerate in the process, the more insight you could gain from the experience. Once is quite enough!
cancer
June 22 – July 22
Your mouth is running too fast and nasty. Titillating your pals is fine, but be attentive to your situation and guard your secrets! Outing friends who need discretion is not cool – unless they’re facilitating homophobic legislation!
leo
July 23 – Aug. 22
Arguments about money are almost inevitable. Robin Hood fantasies or other class/war role-play could make it fun. You may as well make it a game, as serious issues will not be resolved. You should still take time out to examine issues and make some adjustments.
virgo
Aug. 23 – Sept. 22
Mixed messages about your health are coming up. Of course, that causes stress, and pushing yourself too hard – especially at exercise – is sure to cause damage. The whole world is confused now, but it will pass. Don’t sweat it!
libra
Sept. 23 – Oct. 22
Make a mad romantic/erotic escape. You need a very playful time-out to cool your jets and open your creative flow. The only limits are prophylactic. Take along whatever toys, ropes, or barnyard animals you need to indulge your wildest fantasies.
scorpio
Oct. 23 – Nov. 21
Your home is a great place for orgies or coven circles now. But light socializing is just not you, and your home especially is a place for profoundly challenging encounters. Choose your guests carefully!
sagittarius
Nov. 22 – Dec. 21
It’s a great time to get ahead if you can keep from tripping over your tongue. Writing poetry is a safe outlet, and you need an audience, but be careful where you read your work. It’s probably rather bad – if not outright wicked!
capricorn
Dec. 22 – Jan. 19
You’re too tempted to argue, largely because you have doubts about long-standing principles. Just speak up carefully and with an open mind. Arguments can be good as long as you prize learning over winning.
aquarius
Jan. 20 – Feb. 18
Is that hottie really leading you on or just trying to run away? Cool it, darling! You’re radiating trouble. Just make like Little Bo-peep and an opportunity will wag its tail your way.
pisces
Feb. 19 – March 20
Relationship problems and your deep inner doubts feed into a vicious cycle. A sexy romantic getaway would help. At the very least, show this column to your darling to prove your horoscope says you must get a massage from the one you love!
Jack Fertig has been working as a professional astrologer since 1977 and is a founding member of the Association for Astrological Networking. He can be reached for consultations at (415) 864-8302 or by email at QScopes@qsyndicate.com.
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