‘Desperate Housewives’ on ABC at 9:00 p.m.

Suburban housewife Mary Alice Young takes her own life and finds that, for her, the afterlife consists of watching and commenting on the lives of her friends and family.

‘The Real World’ on MTV at 10:00 p.m.

It’s not the fact that there are two gay guys on the show with a house full of fag hags, it’s the fact that they are getting involved with the GLBT community in Philly that is making this the gayest season of the Real World yet. Why couldn’t they have done that here in San Diego?

‘Wife Swap’ on ABC at 10:00 p.m.

It’s the biggest train wreck of a reality show that you just can’t turn off…. This week, the conservative, gun-toting matriarch of a Southern family swaps lives with an anti-NRA animal rights activist!

Baltimore firefighter Jack Morrison, making the transition from inexperienced rookie to seasoned veteran, struggles to cope with a risky, demanding job that often shortchanges his wife and kids. But when Jack becomes trapped in the worst blaze of his career, his life and the things he holds important come into focus.

The voices of Will Smith, Angelina Jolie and Renee Zellweger bring to life the fishy characters in this animated tale about Oscar, a fast-talking little fish who dreams big. But his big dreams land him in hot water when a lie turns him into an unlikely hero.

Finally, a romantic comedy with zombies! Shaun is in a rut. At 29, he’s coasted through life – and still hasn’t gotten very far. His roommate, Ed, looks up to him, and his girlfriend, Liz, is re-evaluating their relationship, particularly after Shaun fails to do something special for their anniversary. Oh yeah, and zombies are attacking the city while Shaun is busy trying to get his life and relationship back on track.