Mars in Sagittarius square to Uranus in Pisces makes for an explosive New Year’s Eve! Anything can happen, from kissing Ms. or Mr. Right, to traffic disasters. Keep a clear head and your eyes forward!

March 21 – April 20

Gathering all your “friends with benefits” to “wring in the nude” may be illegal in certain U.S. states and Tasmania, but Murphy’s Law is more relevant. However you celebrate, make sure to play with clear heads and clean latex!

April 21 – May 20

Career goals are kind of fuzzy these days, and “helpful” suggestions from your partner or colleagues aren’t helping — in fact, too many suggestions can be dizzying. Better they should lend an ear while you talk through it.

May 21 – June 21

Be careful whom you kiss at midnight! Whatever’s going around has your name on it. Pressure at work can also undermine your health. Stress and snafus feed into each other. Stop, meditate, and then return to work calm and efficient.

June 22 – July 22

Sexual adventure is way too tempting. Adventure is good, but for heaven’s sake, be careful! Anything could go wrong now, from sprained backs to torn latex to... well, anything! Be as creative and thoughtful about safety as you are about sex.

July 23 – Aug. 22

Host a party only if you can clean up in a hazmat suit — and if you know where to hide the bodies! A wild celebration for two at home is great. If you want to socialize more than that, go out.

Aug. 23 – Sept. 22

No, darling, you can only make New Year’s resolutions for yourself! I know you want to be helpful, but most people find such suggestions insulting. If a Leo invites you to a party, bring rubber gloves.

Sept. 23 – Oct. 22

This is an expensive season, and some holiday surprises are likely to hit your wallet pretty rudely. Resolving to economize is good, of course, but some of your ideas on how to do that may be unrealistic. Think it through!

Oct. 23 – Nov. 21

Be very selective about your guests now. Domestic disturbances — or plumbing disasters — are brewing. Extra company will only make things tougher. Also, pay attention to your own role in fixing things. Your efforts can too easily backfire.

Nov. 22 – Dec. 21

Everybody has doubts, disappointments and worries this time of year; some are just better at covering them up. Yours come tumbling out all too easily. Focus on spiritual gifts as they occur. The rest doesn’t really matter.

Dec. 22 – Jan. 19

Working the social scene is carrying some extra expenses. Brace yourself for “sticker shock.” Make innovative use of your resources, but don’t go too far out on a limb! You can save a bundle and impress others with your brilliance of economy.

Jan. 20 – Feb. 18

Whatever goes wrong, you’re sure to be blamed for it. You’re used to that, but now it offers a bit of freedom. Trust your instincts for inspiration to stir things up, and trust in your own audacity to avoid the worst of it.

Feb. 19 – March 20

Your emotional roller coaster gets a few extra dips and twists now. A vacation is a tempting escape, but travel at this time is fraught with rude surprises. Religious or spiritual exploration offers more surprises, but of a gentler and more revelatory nature.