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Published Thursday, 17-Feb-2005 in issue 895
Sun conjunct Uranus brings wild surprises and inspirations to light. This line-up in Pisces will make those surprises especially mystical, artistic and otherworldly.
aries
March 21 – April 20
Let one of your more spiritual friends take you to church, synagogue, mosque, Wiccan circle, séance, or whatever. It won’t lead you to any conversion, but you will gain new perspectives so that you can reconsider your ideals.
taurus
April 21 – May 20
What does “success” really mean to you? Think about it long and hard, and the answer may surprise you. A shock from your boss is likely to be a blessing in disguise. Be ready for new opportunities in unexpected directions.
gemini
May 21 – June 21
Your mouth is likely to get you into trouble, but you’re used to that. Try keeping your ears and mind open, instead of your mouth, and what you stand to learn can start you thinking in radically new ways.
cancer
June 22 – July 22
This is a great time to explore new erotic adventures, and all kinds of barriers can fall. Double-check your safety precautions – from standard prophylaxis to safe words. Don’t be shy; just be careful!
leo
July 23 – Aug. 22
Recent weirdness in your relationship – or about not having one – is coming to a head. It’s time to get clear about what’s going on. Even if things get briefly ugly, they will improve in the long run.
virgo
Aug. 23 – Sept. 22
See a doctor, acupuncturist, or other health practitioner right now. There’s probably nothing seriously wrong, but any lingering – or normally invisible – problems are now easiest to identify and solve.
libra
Sept. 23 – Oct. 22
Take in the strangest show you can find. Open your mind to consider the most preposterous artistic notions you can expose yourself to and find your own creative abilities stimulated in directions that will amaze you.
scorpio
Oct. 23 – Nov. 21
If your home life was ever normal, it won’t be now. Plumbing, foundations and parents can offer very rude surprises, but they’re easier to deal with now than later. Community involvement offers unusual rewards.
sagittarius
Nov. 22 – Dec. 21
Your mouth is further ahead of your brain than usual, and your brain seems to be meandering along some very odd paths. Enjoy whimsy, magic, music and art; leave any mathematical or logical efforts for later.
capricorn
Dec. 22 – Jan. 19
You like your accounts in perfect order, but they rarely work out so well. Any glitches and surprises become clearer now, probably with happy outcome. Rethinking your priorities can also turn up some interesting twists.
aquarius
Jan. 20 – Feb. 18
Your favorite hobby, re-inventing yourself, suddenly presents a crisis with startling possibilities, as it collides against your highest ideal, self-awareness. Letting go of control and admitting what you don’t know – your two least favorite things to do – open you up to greater knowledge.
pisces
Feb. 19 – March 20
Deep, deep in the murkiest depths of your soul – like some subaquatic creature – there is a profound revelation offering both illumination and shock. Take time out for quiet meditation to get more enlightenment – and to get burned less.
Jack Fertig has been working as a professional astrologer since 1977 and is a founding member of the Association for Astrological Networking. He can be reached for consultations at (415) 864-8302 or by email at QScopes@qsyndicate.com.
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