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Horoscope
Published Thursday, 17-Mar-2005 in issue 899
Venus is entering Aries just behind the Sun, offering spontaneous charm. As they sextile Mars in Aquarius, there’s a sweet-and-sassy edge that could goad you to brilliance.
aries
March 20 – April 19
Your birthday this year should bring you wonderful treats, including an extra burst of charm and grace. Don’t be scared to exploit that at work. Gentle assertion and frank outspokenness will help you get ahead.
taurus
April 21 – May 20
Your friends are especially ready to rally around you now, making it a good time to stand up for what you believe in. Sing out, Louise! Whatever is on your mind, don’t hold back.
gemini
May 21 – June 21
Love and honor crown your reputation. It seems you can’t go wrong. You can use this gift (while you have it) to take on challenges and cut through the b.s. Using it to be seductive could work too well. Be careful!
cancer
June 22 – July 22
You can win most arguments now with charm and persistence (it worked for Reagan!), but that doesn’t mean you’re right. Use your gift to drag some friends to a traveling art exhibit, the more exotic or arcane the better. The adventure will be enlightening for all.
leo
July 23 – Aug. 22
Brush up on erotic techniques. You won’t have trouble finding help! If you really have nobody available, a little exercise – at the gym or, say, jogging or skating through a park – will catch favorable attention.
virgo
Aug. 23 – Sept. 22
If there’s anything you’ve been holding back from your partner for diplomacy’s sake, this is a good time to let it out. Finding new ways to play together will strengthen your relationship. And if you’re single, getting involved in team sports can help you find a relationship.
libra
Sept. 23 – Oct. 22
You have so much to offer – yes, in so many ways! Most obvious now are skills you can use to help out your community. Volunteering will bring you new perspectives and help others to see you in a new and dazzling light.
scorpio
Oct. 23 – Nov. 21
Your wicked edge is coming out full force right now, and your naughty mouth is sure to be very entertaining. Make sure to have an outlet where it won’t get you into trouble. (And remember your manners when it could!)
sagittarius
Nov. 22 – Dec. 21
It’s time for you to be a dazzling host. Invite some friends over – or one special friend. Don’t get extravagant. Costs will exceed what you expect, but so will rewards. If your party is business-related, it could be very profitable.
capricorn
Dec. 22 – Jan. 19
Whatever you have to say, don’t hold back! Even if it’s bad news, it’s better to say it. You can make anything sound good now – even business reports – if you just spit it out.
aquarius
Jan. 20 – Feb. 18
Retail therapy answers nothing – but then, nobody asked a question. A little impulse-shopping (maybe some jewelry) will raise your spirits, but window-shopping with a confidante will help you figure out why your spirits need raising.
pisces
Feb. 19 – March 20
Be a little more daring with your wardrobe. Something sporty will suit you, or be sure to wear something red. Don’t be shy, little fishy! You have things to say to your friends, and a bold look will help you get your words across.
Jack Fertig, a professional astrologer since 1977, is a founding member of the Association for Astrological Networking. He can be reached for consultations at (415) 864-8302, and by email at QScopes@qsyndicate.com.
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