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Horoscope
Published Thursday, 31-Mar-2005 in issue 901
While Venus is lined up with the Sun, everyone is fabulous, darling! Both planets sextile Neptune stimulate spiritual and artistic brilliance until April 8. Then they square Saturn, and reality comes crashing in. If you’re prepared, you could turn those Neptunian inspirations into something really brilliant.
aries
March 20 – April 19
You are the queen of all you survey! You’re riding a crest of adoration and fabulosity, but you’ll soon tumble to the hard work of managing your domain. Still, hard work and responsibility suit you now, and you can gain a lot from your efforts.
taurus
April 21 – May 20
Your work behind the scenes may uncover a whiff of scandale, but you yourself will come out smelling like a rose. Explanations may be a bit of work, but just be your sweet, honest self and you have nothing to fear.
gemini
May 21 – June 21
Did you just kiss the Blarney Stone, or was it used to replace one of your gonads? You can charm your way through any argument or social situation, but don’t waste that gift! Karmic rewards and debts will come due very soon.
cancer
June 22 – July 22
You can walk on water, and the alligators that are usually snapping at your heels are now fighting for the privilege of kissing your Manolo Blahniks. This aquatic stroll leads to hard work, but you can shine and prosper from that, too!
leo
July 23 – Aug. 22
You can win any argument, but that doesn’t mean you’re right! Charm and bamboozlement are working for you more than you realize. The sooner you figure it out and make important corrections and admissions, the better off you’ll be in the long run.
virgo
Aug. 23 – Sept. 22
Your erotic allure is irresistible, and in the sweep of passion, it’s easy to forget necessary hygiene and prophylaxis. Be careful! Your friends will bring you down to earth with annoying but important advice.
libra
Sept. 23 – Oct. 22
You could charm your way into any game or celebration. For you it’s no challenge to be the belle – or beau – of the ball, but you’ll quickly find your social skills better directed to assuaging those in power.
scorpio
Oct. 23 – Nov. 21
Vanity need not be a bad thing – if it gets you to exercise or clean house! Fitness and order can even help you get ready for arguments coming up later; being gracious and having your facts in order prepares you even better.
sagittarius
Nov. 22 – Dec. 21
Try your hand at poetry and songwriting. Indulging your musical side could boost your luck at games – or just drive your opponents to distraction! Bedroom games will either push you to your limits or past them.
capricorn
Dec. 22 – Jan. 19
Housecleaning – either in your actual home or in broader community involvements – can turn up forgotten treasures. Territorial squabbles are likely to pop up, but you’re sure to come out ahead.
aquarius
Jan. 20 – Feb. 18
You could dazzle nearly anyone now with your charm and wit. Just don’t try to rely on facts or figures until April 9. Then you can get to work and clear up just about any mess.
pisces
Feb. 19 – March 20
Trust your financial intuition – if you can back it up with the math! You have a fairy-tale touch for finding bargains while shopping, but your investments now would read more like A Series of Unfortunate Events.
Jack Fertig, a professional astrologer since 1977, is a founding member of the Association for Astrological Networking. He can be reached for consultations at (415) 864-8302, and by email at QScopes@qsyndicate.com.
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