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Horoscope
Published Thursday, 05-May-2005 in issue 906
Mars is conjunct Uranus, urging us ahead of ourselves and provoking fits of brilliance, but also causing careless accidents. Jupiter is quincunx to that conjunction, offering tremendous opportunities – if you can harness the very individualistic Mars-Uranus energy into cooperative efforts.
aries
March 20 – April 19
Your political insights are fantastic. The trick is to get others to cooperate with you. Try cooperating with them! In the meantime, you can figure out the give-and-take that will make your efforts mutually beneficial and further your goals even more than you’d originally hoped.
taurus
April 21 – May 20
Being smarter than your boss isn’t unusual. Acting smarter while remaining discreet and respectful is the challenge. Get creative and playful. Bringing some fun into the workplace will help you to display your professional assets.
gemini
May 21 – June 21
Like the old saying “We travel to go home again” – or as in the final scene in The Wizard of Oz – you’re especially open to lessons that will ultimately reassure what you learned in childhood and bring new perspective to family issues.
cancer
June 22 – July 22
Your erotic imagination is suddenly explosive with kinky ideas! Even you may be shocked at what’s turning you on. But you can find someone to discuss these ideas with and to give you some good feedback on how to fulfill those dreams.
leo
July 23 – Aug. 22
Buy your partner some lottery tickets. Of course, there are also other ways you can work together to improve your financial situations. If you’re single, a new encounter will shock you into knowing what you really want in a relationship.
virgo
Aug. 23 – Sept. 22
You’re especially prone to accidents right now. A snafu could lead to a lucky break – or just get something broken. Be especially careful in any event; but if things don’t go as planned, they could actually end up much better than you expected.
libra
Sept. 23 – Oct. 22
Confide in someone about your dreams, fantasies and darkest fears. As you talk, be aware of what comes up, and be ready to use that material in any creative effort – writing, drawing or music – to further your self-awareness.
scorpio
Oct. 23 – Nov. 21
Domestic explosions – anything from a spat to bad wiring – may open social possibilities. Better yet, if you find new ways to cooperate at home, those opportunities can come without breaking up – or blowing up – your home.
sagittarius
Nov. 22 – Dec. 21
Although your outrageous utterances seem likely to get you into trouble, your bosses may appreciate your refreshing candor. (Well, they may.) Try to engage your brain before speaking, if only to be even more eloquent.
capricorn
Dec. 22 – Jan. 19
Control impulse-spending, especially when tempted by exotic imports or “vacation deals” – although a course on economics or financial management could prove to be worth the investment. Buying tickets to shows and museums will be enriching in other ways.
aquarius
Jan. 20 – Feb. 18
Realize your wildest erotic fantasies. You can probably get whomever you really want to join you. Still, if it involves fancy gadgets, breath control or even just the usual prophylactics, you want to be very, very careful that nothing goes wrong.
pisces
Feb. 19 – March 20
Even you can get confused in that labyrinthine mind of yours. Still, do your best to open up the chaos in your brain and share your deepest, darkest secrets with the one you love – or the one you desire.
Jack Fertig, a professional astrologer since 1977, is a founding member of the Association for Astrological Networking. He can be reached for consultations at (415) 864-8302, and by email at QScopes@qsyndicate.com.
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