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Horoscope
Published Thursday, 12-May-2005 in issue 907
Venus in Gemini is squaring Mars in Pisces, generating creative, erotic stress in desperate need of focus. Mercury in Taurus provides the key – slow down and think pragmatically!
aries
March 20 – April 19
Your efforts to flirt can open up secrets. You are the most impulsive of signs, but focus on your methods and motivations. Get a better sense of your own secrets without blurting them out – and keep flirting, just a little more thoughtfully.
taurus
April 21 – May 20
Write down what you really value in life, both now and in the long run. With that clearly in mind, organize your finances. That will give you confidence, making you sexier – you should accrue interest in more ways than one!
gemini
May 21 – June 21
Venus in your sign is cranking up your charm, and it’s hard to hold back – but the boss would rather see you working! Meditation helps you find the proper balance. Stop, breathe, and focus inward – briefly and often.
cancer
June 22 – July 22
Your brain is busily distracted – worries, daydreams? The distraction could be annoying or enjoyable. If you can’t focus on the important work directly in front of you, think about long-term goals and the steps you need to achieve them – one step at a time.
leo
July 23 – Aug. 22
This would be a good time for you to be particularly discreet about your sex life. Juicy tidbits you share with friends are likely to come back to you at work and could, for a while, compromise your professionalism.
virgo
Aug. 23 – Sept. 22
Always knowing best isn’t what gets you into trouble; the problem is how you express what you know. Citing an authority – the more academic, foreign, or philosophical the better – will add weight to your suggestions.
libra
Sept. 23 – Oct. 22
You’re unusually outspoken and accident-prone now. It’s a good time to be cautious about sex, but some hot action will help you center, clear your head, and avoid trouble. Still, be careful – both in and out of bed!
scorpio
Oct. 23 – Nov. 21
Salome came to an ugly end, but only because she asked for too much. Dance as madly and freely as she did, and you’ll be the sexiest thing around. Choose your dancing partner wisely! The two of you could be together a long time.
sagittarius
Nov. 22 – Dec. 21
As usual, doing some housework will help alleviate domestic tensions. But now there’s a bonus: Cleaning up can uncover treasures, provoking interesting discussions and revelations. Make like an archaeologist and dig!
capricorn
Dec. 22 – Jan. 19
It’s too easy for you to speak out of turn now, hurting feelings or revealing secrets. Express yourself by putting pen to paper – not by using a computer. The physical process of writing can save you from disaster and develop creative insight.
aquarius
Jan. 20 – Feb. 18
Use your spending impulse to focus on getting something for the home. Take your time shopping and explore possibilities. Ultimately, shopping is about a lot more than getting a new tchotchke – real retail therapy is about what comes up in the process.
pisces
Feb. 19 – March 20
Trying to cover over your feelings for the sake of peace at home won’t work. Speak your mind! Think first about how to make it as fair and positive as you can, but keep it real.
Jack Fertig, a professional astrologer since 1977, is a founding member of the Association for Astrological Networking. He can be reached for consultations at (415) 864-8302, and by email at QScopes@qsyndicate.com.
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