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Horoscope
Published Thursday, 14-Jul-2005 in issue 916
Mercury is turning retrograde in Leo, knocking ego trips into surprising directions. He’s trine Pluto, making for obstinate minds and arguments. Sun conjunct Saturn, also in Leo, increases the stubborn need to prove oneself. Venus in Virgo aspects those two, so constructive criticism may be well taken. It will certainly be much offered!
aries
March 21 – April 20
Play to your heart’s content! You can hardly go wrong. Still, you may find a parental voice in your head urging discipline. Hone your athletic and creative skills. Don’t let heightened competitiveness spoil the fun!
taurus
April 21 – May 20
If neighbors offer housekeeping tips, invite them in to demonstrate. Sexual opportunities abound, but keep it clean and careful! The best planned lays often go awry. Don’t hold back; just think ahead!
gemini
May 21 – June 21
Anything you say can and will be held against you. Your partnership (or the search for one) will be a bit of a verbal minefield for the next three weeks. You get a quick glance at where the dangers lie, so pay attention!
cancer
June 22 – July 22
Clean up your financial affairs now, if only to minimize the mistakes in your bookkeeping that will surface over the next few weeks. Don’t compare yourself to your parents financially. At your age, they were living in a booming economy.
leo
July 23 – Aug. 22
Your playfulness typically seems boundless, although boundaries may indeed be felt now. You’re heading into a more serious, hard-working phase of your life soon. Look at how you can make that time more constructive and fulfilling.
virgo
Aug. 23 – Sept. 22
Doubts, worries and self-criticism nag at you even on good days, and now they’re especially loud. Throwing yourself into some community volunteer work will stifle them. If you don’t know where to help out, start with immigrants or schools.
libra
Sept. 23 – Oct. 22
You’re suddenly at a political standstill and facing some reversals. Welcome critical insights from colleagues, and pay close attention to details so you can see how to make those setbacks temporary.
scorpio
Oct. 23 – Nov. 21
Expect some setbacks to your reputation. Don’t react – that would invite disaster! Instead, listen to criticism and look for opportunities for self-improvement. Focus on your basic values, and re-examine your ambitions in that light.
sagittarius
Nov. 22 – Dec. 21
Arguments are likely to erupt, seemingly from nowhere, but it’s actually your contrarian nature feeding those fires. You enjoy a good argument – but are these good ones? Exploring new erotic techniques will help keep you out of trouble.
capricorn
Dec. 22 – Jan. 19
Sexual mishaps can wound the ego, and/or open deeper discussions with your partner. We all have our bad days; this, too, will pass. Use it as an opportunity to examine underlying issues about your real needs.
aquarius
Jan. 20 – Feb. 18
Your teamwork skills are an ongoing problem. You’re going to hear about it, so better to read it here first! Welcome criticism, especially from your partner, as an opportunity to improve.
pisces
Feb. 19 – March 20
Problems at work invite criticism from your boss. See it as an opportunity to improve. Starting arguments or taking offense just make things worse. Wear something when you exercise to show off your tail. Someone is sure to follow!
Jack Fertig, a professional astrologer since 1977, is a founding member of the Association for Astrological Networking.
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