photo
Richard Simmons, July 12, 1948
resources
Horoscope
Published Thursday, 10-Jul-2003 in issue 811
aries
March 21 – April 20
Life is strangely perfect right now, if you stop, look, and listen to all the wonderful bits of luck that have come your way. An attitude adjustment takes you far. Do something creative to get yourself emotionally unstuck. A Sagittarius adds adventure to your daily routine.
taurus
April 21 – May 20
You are your own best friend and your own worst enemy these days, darling. You’re in the driver’s seat, but you keep acting like other people rule your destiny. Why? It’s time to admit what you want and go for it. You deserve all the credit and the responsibility. A Virgo is in awe of you.
gemini
May 21 – June 21
This is an excellent time to bring a wordy project to fruition, dear. You Geminis are extremely resourceful and adept at thinking on your feet (and your back). Play high-powered and smooth while you’re still in the mood. You’ve got what it takes to communicate with the whole world — or at least a small circle of admirers. A Virgo wants some of your admiration.
cancer
June 22 – July 22
Dig up those memories from the past and start dealing with ‘em now — before you have to see your family for your birthday (or send them thank-you cards for their gifts, crappy as they may be!). The planets are stirring up old family issues. Luckily, you have the strength and wisdom to distinguish your friends from your foes. A Pisces is definitely the former.
leo
July 23 – Aug.22
While Jupiter is transiting your sign (through August), luck may come to you in mysterious ways. If your sex life is less than absolutely fabulous, perhaps you should do what you’ve been begging your babe to do to you. Stop whining and start wining and dining. If you’re hot for a Gemini, go for it — the object of your affection is up for anything.
virgo
Aug. 23 – Sept. 22
The Mars/Uranus conjunction is making you
a little nuts, babe. You may not know whether you should be in your primary relationship or out of it. Don’t make any definite decisions yet. Consult your psyche, not your idiot friends! A Capricorn won’t kiss and tell — but could leave marks. And you need some rough-and-tumble lovin’, don’t you?
libra
Sept. 23 – Oct. 22
It’s all too easy for you to get obsessed with work these days, darling. That’s fine, as long as you take a look at the big picture of your career. Then all your toiling and tedious attention to detail will mean something. Talk to a Capricorn for perspective and for post-9-to-5 relaxation techniques.
scorpio
Oct. 23 – Nov. 21
Life is strange — and so are you in the days ahead! The Sun and Venus in your theatrical fifth house make doing your daily errands a major drama, but who really cares? It’s your love life that means everything, and rest assured: you are wanted by many. Stick to a Taurus, though, if you’re looking for the real thing.
sagittarius
Nov. 22 – Dec. 21
Lay low, Sag dearest. Someone you care for could wreak havoc with your heartstrings. But it’s only temporary, so have some faith. You are actually in line to get all sorts of wonderful things. Play with a Libra. But make sure you both know the rules of the game.
capricorn
Dec. 22 – Jan. 19
Important events finally come to a head on the work front after much delay. Someone opens up the doors of communication for you, and suddenly you are traipsing through the halls of power. Try to add a personal touch to a bland project. A Sag who’s submissive — but never bland — wants to take orders from you.
aquarius
Jan. 20 – Feb. 18
Stop dragging your heels when it comes
to your emotional well-being, Aquarius. You need to get thee into some kind of treatment, whether literally or metaphorically. It’s time to pay attention to what’s going on inside that confusing head of yours. A Leo gives you rare insight into yourself.
pisces
Feb. 19 – March 20
You may want to pull back and see what other people have to offer you, my dear. You’re so used to chasing that you’ve forgotten how to be chased. A Cancer wants to pull out all stops to please you! Soon enough (in late summer), Jupiter will enter your house of love and you can obtain your heart’s desire.
— Jill Dearman is the author of the best-selling Queer Astrology for Men and Queer Astrology for Women.
E-mail

Send the story “Horoscope”

Recipient's e-mail: 
Your e-mail: 
Additional note: 
(optional) 
E-mail Story     Print Print Story     Share Bookmark & Share Story
Classifieds Place a Classified Ad Business Directory Real Estate
Contact Advertise About GLT