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Horoscope
Published Thursday, 11-Aug-2005 in issue 920
Venus just entered Libra, her home sign, so she should radiate sweetness and charm upon us all. But, no… she’s instantly sextile to Saturn in Leo, so we can strive to be fabulous, but striving it will take! Any Saturn-Venus aspect makes maturity more attractive, so a word to all you hot daddies and sexy mommas: Don’t hide that gorgeous gray!
aries
March 21 – April 20
This is a great time to entertain – perhaps not at home, but out someplace safer. As much as you may enjoy showing off your abode, will it still be a showcase after the party, or a disaster area?
taurus
April 21 – May 20
Innovations can help you improve organization at work, but integrate them slowly and carefully. If there’s any question at all, ask for closer supervision. Share fears and doubts with a trusted friend, or stress may provoke you into stupid arguments.
gemini
May 21 – June 21
Pretty up your home, but stick to a budget. If you don’t watch all those decorating shows that offer economical tips, get a friend who does to offer advice. Female relatives can also be helpful – but at what price?
cancer
June 22 – July 22
Times have been hard, dear. A local art show may trigger some supportive insight on the trials you’ve been enduring, as could conversation with a femme girlfriend of any gender.
leo
July 23 – Aug. 22
Shopping can lift your spirits, but the boost is likely to be only temporary. Make sure you can return anything you buy. A wise elder woman (or queen) can be very helpful as you sort out priorities.
virgo
Aug. 23 – Sept. 22
You’re suddenly extra pretty and charming. You can use that boost to climb any social or political ladders you care to ascend. Earn the support of old drag queens or other mature, theatrical friends, and the rest will be easy.
libra
Sept. 23 – Oct. 22
Re-organize your workspace, for aesthetics as well as for efficiency. Slip off for a discreet schmooze with someone who can help you up the ladder of success. If you can, take some time off to charge your batteries.
scorpio
Oct. 23 – Nov. 21
Diplomatic efforts will challenge your restraint, but will prove worthwhile – if you can hold your tongue! When that gets difficult, focus on what’s really bothering you. You’ll learn a lot about politics and yourself.
sagittarius
Nov. 22 – Dec. 21
Ladylike grace – your own or that of a mentor or boss – will help you stay above the fray of office politics. An attitude of firm but calm command (think of a high-class dominatrix) will also do wonders for your sex life!
capricorn
Dec. 22 – Jan. 19
Take your partner or an older friend to a gallery or show, preferably something very traditional, from a faraway time or place. If nothing fits the bill, rent a copy of a classic foreign film like Enfants du Paradis or La Strada.
aquarius
Jan. 20 – Feb. 18
Now is an excellent time to brush up on sexual techniques and develop new skills, especially if you want to experiment with BDSM games. A little flirtatious charm, toned down to appropriate levels, can be very helpful at work.
pisces
Feb. 19 – March 20
Let your partner (whether a partner for life or simply du jour) coax you out of your shell of hard work. If you really don’t want to spend time at something too frivolous, a compromise may be in order.
Jack Fertig, a professional astrologer since 1977, is a founding member of the Association for Astrological Networking.
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