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Horoscope
Published Thursday, 20-Oct-2005 in issue 930
Don’t be lax with your prophylaxis! The love goddess, Venus, lines up with sex bomb Pluto while lucky Jupiter goes into Pluto’s sign, Scorpio. With Sun in Scorpio trine to Uranus, anything can happen. You might discover new erogenous zones!
aries
March 20 – April 18
All’s fair in love, war and politics. You’re open to brilliant new insights and strategies. Charm, wit and seduction will serve you a lot better than your usual frontal attacks. The other side is using the same tactics. En garde!
taurus
April 19 – May 20
Your seductive powers are at their height. More focused on work, you could sublimate that energy very productively, getting greater cooperation from colleagues and supervisors. Results won’t be what you expected, but they could be much better!
gemini
May 21 – June 20
A struggle with your partner should lead to greater intimacy. Everybody’s getting a little sexier. Your humor and creativity should be allowed freer reign in that direction. See the movie The Aristocrats if you need any help.
cancer
June 21 – July 22
Exercise togs are irresistibly sexy on you right now. Medical fantasies are also hot. If there’s any family drama looming, grab that bull by the horns right now! You’ll never get better results.
leo
July 23 – Aug. 22
Your roar alone can vanquish any foe, and your purr can seduce any friend. The results of those efforts will be different, probably better than what you aimed for. Be very careful to say what you mean and mean what you say.
virgo
Aug. 23 – Sept. 22
You are about to get some very surprising spendaholic impulses, perhaps compulsions. If you can stop, think and figure out what’s behind them, you’ll end up with more insight as well as more money.
libra
Sept. 23 – Oct. 22
Jupiter in your sign has you looking mahvelous, dahling! That lasts a bit longer as he goes into Scorpio, adding a sexy depth to your now-heightened charm. Play with that erotic allure and be as happily surprised as those around you.
scorpio
Oct. 23 – Nov. 21
Jupiter brings good luck to your sign, but mostly as blessings in disguise – until he passes your Sun. That’s the day to buy lottery tickets. (Call your astrologer!) In the meantime, adversity promises rewards along the way.
sagittarius
Nov. 22 – Dec. 21
What do you want from your friends now? With daring and charm you can get almost anything. What do you want from life in the long run? New perspectives on that eternal question are the best things your friends can give you now.
capricorn
Dec. 22 – Jan. 19
Despite the Cappy stereotype, you have a very wild, passionate side that’s now threatening to explode, illuminating or demolishing your reputation. Pick the time and place, or you may be as shocked as those around you.
aquarius
Jan. 20 – Feb. 18
Your forceful, passionate arguments will open people’s eyes. You will find yourself elevated on a throne of praise or dangling out on a limb. Holding back doesn’t help, but reading your audience more carefully will.
pisces
Feb. 19 – March 19
The stars are making you sexier and sexier! This, too, shall pass, so make the most of it while you can. Be careful at work, where displaying erotic charisma could get you into trouble, but sublimating it could propel you ahead.
Jack Fertig, a professional astrologer since 1977, is a founding member of the Association for Astrological Networking.
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