“Desperate Housewives”

on ABC at 9:00 p.m.

Tom and Lynette learn more about their new neighbors; Bree has a big question to answer; Betty suffers a major loss.

on ABC at 9:00 p.m.

Vince Taylor, chief aide to the president, will be outed by a random drug test, showing that he is HIV positive.

“Veronica Mars”

on UPN at 9:00 p.m.

Veronica tries to discover the identity of an abused child after Duncan learns Meg babysat for a couple who mistreated their child; Veronica meets Logan’s mysterious 911 caller.

Tennis Anyone…?

In a wickedly funny comedy about friendship, fatherhood and the utter lunacy of celebrity/charity tennis tournaments, Donal Logue and Kirk Fox star as two Hollywood outsiders who have so little left to lose that they will do anything to beat their mortal enemies. Paul Rudd plays a tennis racket wielding porn star.

Sarah Silverman: Jesus is Magic

Sarah Silverman (The Aristocrats, School of Rock) is one of the funniest and most fearless comics in America. Despite the current political climate, Silverman takes on such pitch-black topics as 9/11, AIDS, race, sexuality, unwanted body hair and the Holocaust, and spins them into politically incorrect comedic gold.

Derailed

Charles, a successful ad exec and loyal family man meets an alluring and sexy woman (Jennifer Aniston) on his morning commute. Flirtation quickly escalates into passion. But this casual fling turns dangerous when a violent criminal confronts and pulls them into a dangerous plot. Now with their entire lives thrown off-course, Charles must figure out how to turn the tables and somehow save their families.