“Incredibly, Mr. Bush is trying to persuade the country that instead of persistent high unemployment, one trillion dollars in new federal debt over the next two years, continued American deaths in Iraq, unhindered progress towards a North Korean nuclear capacity and a bogging down on his agenda in Congress, Americans should be seriously worried about the prospect that two men who love each other might be allowed to become legally and financially responsible for each other.”

“‘Will & Grace’ is like an oppression document. Someday we’ll look back on it the way people look at Amos ‘n’ Andy.”

“After the big ‘C’ya!’ to sodomy laws, courtesy of Justice Kennedy and the Supremes, gay marriage is charging down from Canada like the Horseman of the Apocalypse (say the screechy conservatives), potty-mouthed Michael Savage got his gay-bashing butt kicked off TV, and the queer ‘Fab Five’ made their over-the-top debut. There ain’t no doubt about it: Hallelujah, it’s raining queers.”