ABC at 9:00 p.m.

Lynette must give a court deposition about Bree’s drinking; Gaby and Carlos take their adoption process into their own hands; Karl and Edie have an engagement party.

UPN at 9:00 p.m.

Weevil believes Thumper killed Felix and asks Veronica to help him prove it; Logan wins an essay contest and gets to intern for a week with the mayor; Keith examines a video taken by a stalker inside the mayor’s house.

All Aboard! Rosie’s Family Cruise

HBO at 9:00 p.m.

The documentary chronicles the first lesbian and gay family cruise, which was chartered by Rosie O’Donnell and her partner, Kelli. (April 6)

Thank You for not Smoking

Writer/director Jason Reitman’s satirical comedy stars Aaron Eckhart as Nick Naylor, a chief spokesperson for Big Tobacco. Confronted by health zealots and an opportunistic senator, Nick goes on a PR offensive, but then begins to think about how this makes him look in the eyes of his young son.

Stoned

In 1962, Brian Jones was the founding member of one of the most famous rock ’n’ roll bands of all time: the Rolling Stones. Jones rode a glittering staircase to stardom for seven short years before being fired by the band. Shortly afterward, he was found dead in the deep end of his own swimming pool and then became a legend.

Basic Instinct 2

After relocating from San Francisco to London, best-selling crime novelist Catherine Trammell once again finds herself on the wrong side of the law. Dr. Michael Glass, a respected London criminal psychiatrist, is brought in by a Scotland Yard detective to perform a psychiatrist profile and evaluation of Tramell following the mysterious death of a top sports star. The professional boundaries between Glass and Tramell are obliterated when she uncovers his basic instincts.