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Horoscope
Published Thursday, 30-Mar-2006 in issue 953
Mars opposing Pluto boosts stamina and determination, but also raises tempers and belligerence. With Mars in Gemini and Pluto in Sagittarius, it’s more bark than bite. Keep long-range goals in mind and you can achieve almost anything. Venus entering Pisces doesn’t help you focus, but she does bring more accommodation and gentleness.
aries
March 20 – April 18
Write polemics, take up a challenging study or do whatever you can to keep your hyper-charged brain productive and out of useless arguments that will quickly get very nasty. This is an ideal time to go in drag as Ann Coulter.
taurus
April 19 – May 20
Your sweetness and sensitivity will boost your image and your career. Tangling with banks, insurance or tax offices is not a good idea right now. Tangling with someone who knows how to talk dirty is a much better option.
gemini
May 21 – June 20
Although you believe in ideals of sweetness and light, you are too tempted to get down and dirty in the trenches. That makes for vicious arguments, but fantastic, passionate sex.
cancer
June 21 – July 22
Worry can make you sick. Calm your mind and strengthen your body with some gentle physical activity, such as hiking or tai chi – or sex. Dancing is also helpful, and it makes you especially sexy.
leo
July 23 – Aug. 22
The fun just doesn’t stop. You may want to apply that energy to some artistic brilliance – if you can figure out what to do. The one you love offers great inspiration but no focus. If you can pick a goal and stick with it, you can shine!
virgo
Aug. 23 – Sept. 22
Try to find purpose and elegance in whatever task is at hand. This will calm your furiously busy brain and help keep you out of trouble. The boss may appreciate some of your ideas, but not nearly all of them!
libra
Sept. 23 – Oct. 22
Despite your intention to make things agreeable, your sense of justice can push you to be very provocative. Sometimes that’s necessary, but now you tend to go overboard. Try to think of life more as a creative game than as a struggle.
scorpio
Oct. 23 – Nov. 21
Although your sex drive is especially high, thinking distracts from doing. What is the actual value – and cost – of erotic fun? Traditional ideals may offer grounding or confusion, but need to be dealt with at some level.
sagittarius
Nov. 22 – Dec. 21
Arguments with your partner are hard to avoid. Poetry, music, movies and art all offer pleasant diversion. Just having it out and clearing the air may be the better course, and the make-up sex should be terrific!
capricorn
Dec. 22 – Jan. 19
Remember that your strength is in advancing carefully. Sudden frantic bursts of activity threaten to undermine your work and your health. Stay focused on your goals and don’t get ahead of yourself!
aquarius
Jan. 20 – Feb. 18
Harebrained schemes are screaming for you to invest your time and money. Put time into pleasure and future hopes, but guard your money carefully! When friends let you down, remember they are only human.
pisces
Feb. 19 – March 19
Trying to look good and worrying about your reputation only provoke family and household arguments. This would be a great time to get away to a spa or any calm retreat.
Jack Fertig, a professional astrologer since 1977, is a founding member of the Association for Astrological Networking.
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