Each week the Gay & Lesbian Times reports on the latest in local, national and world GLBT news. Fascinating as that may be, we here in the newsroom often yearn for a position at say, the Onion or the infamous National Enquirer. We’d love a little gossip and a chance to give a few low blows (hey, remove head from gutter).

This April Fools’ Day, instead of us going to the Enquirer, we brought the Enquirer to the Gay & Lesbian Times. Enjoy, and remember all of the stories below are fake. They ain’t real. Let us state again that none of these stories are factual. OK, let us put it in a way you gays understand – it’s all faux, honey!

Due to the size and layout of this week’s feature “stories,” we are providing the feature as a downloadable Adobe Acrobat PDF file. Click the link below to download the PDF.

http://www.gaylesbiantimes.com/pdf/glt_feature_953.pdf (344K)

If you don’t have Acrobat Reader, you can download it from Adobe’s website:

http://www.adobe.com/products/acrobat/readstep2.html