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Tori Spelling, May 16, 1973
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Horoscope
Published Thursday, 11-May-2006 in issue 959
Two planets in quincunx (150 degrees apart) irritate and force adjustments. Mars quincunx Neptune expands dissatisfaction with our bodies and reality. Sun quincunx Pluto inflames discrepancies between ego and Eros. As Shakespeare said, the fault lies not with the stars but in ourselves – and our faults are way up in our own faces. Take responsibility for your own faults, and be gentle about those of others!
aries
March 20 – April 18
The cooking sherry is strictly for cooking! Domestic stress can drive you to drink, but better if it pushes you to think. Take a long view of the situation, and talk it out with friends. Philosophical assumptions only complicate things. Stay real!
taurus
April 19 – May 20
Keep your head down! At work, emotional outbursts come too easily, causing confusion and trouble. Sexually, however, your impulses and dedication will be much appreciated.
gemini
May 21 – June 20
Try to calm your overly busy brain in a quiet retreat with your partner or your favorite candidate for that position. Keep it simple. Enlightenment and serenity have no price, and expensive programs with grand spiritual promises only lighten your pockets.
cancer
June 21 – July 22
Take advantage of surprising opportunities to realize erotic fantasies. Good sex boosts confidence, which you’ll need at work. Colleagues are up to something that may force you to take a difficult stand. Think ahead and stick to your principles.
leo
July 23 – Aug. 22
When nothing seems to go right, learn from your mistakes and move on. Digging in your heels only makes things worse. Your ability to adapt – even to make evolutionary leaps – will get you ahead.
virgo
Aug. 23 – Sept. 22
If there’s anything going around, you’re likely to catch it. Take your vitamins and be careful of the company you keep. Misunderstandings at home and at work will test your cooperative skills. Keep your mind on ideals higher than the question at hand.
libra
Sept. 23 – Oct. 22
Dreamy inspirations and efforts to ingratiate folks in charge can backfire too easily. If you think ahead carefully and critically, it could work to your favor. Needing to prove yourself only advertises your insecurity. Have a chat with someone you trust intimately.
scorpio
Oct. 23 – Nov. 21
Arguments over money are hard to avoid. What compromises are acceptable? You may have to sacrifice some battles to win the war. Resentments or guilt from childhood impair your judgment, making this a good time to clear out that baggage.
sagittarius
Nov. 22 – Dec. 21
Efforts to sound romantically poetic could just come out awkward and nasty, but your sense of humor could turn it to your favor. Measure your efforts at work. Stress and strain can be especially hard on your upper back.
capricorn
Dec. 22 – Jan. 19
Worries about money are upsetting to your partner and probably exaggerated. Sensual – but not necessarily sexual – play can help draw out anxieties and help you resolve them.
aquarius
Jan. 20 – Feb. 18
Take care of your tummy! It’s very sensitive these days. Food allergies? Ulcers? If community or family issues are stress factors, round up those involved and join heads to develop new perspectives.
pisces
Feb. 19 – March 19
Your magical fantasyland offers inspiration, if it isn’t too much of an escape from reality. Real-life arguments with authority figures will bring you back to Earth. Articulate your principles clearly and the bosses might bend.
Jack Fertig, a professional astrologer since 1977, is a founding member of the Association for Astrological Networking.
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