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Horoscope
Published Thursday, 25-May-2006 in issue 961
Venus just entered Taurus, drawing our attention to sensuality and comfort. Soft and comfy is in and shock value is out – or so says Venus. But the Sun is in Gemini aspecting Jupiter in Scorpio, drawing out secrets and offering titillation. Ideally, it’s time to invite some friends over for a cozy evening with an early John Waters movie.
aries
March 20 – April 18
Trying new looks on impulse is fun, but now shop for quality you can count on. Your wit is turning quite wicked, sure to get you into a steamy situation or just hot water. A time and a place for everything, love!
taurus
April 19 – May 20
Thrift shops serving charities hold hidden treasures for you. Economy is good and may be difficult to discuss with your partner, but the two of you need to sort out financial issues. Just outline the situation now and answers will come later.
gemini
May 21 – June 20
Bringing treats or favors to a meeting is obviously manipulative, but it works, especially now. Don’t bother being coy or discreet. Joke about it and put your aims up front. Honest manipulation works better than subterfuge.
cancer
June 21 – July 22
Your reputation is strong, but it wouldn’t hurt to focus on appearances. Charity work opens opportunities for pleasure. That doesn’t mean mercy sex! People who share your passions for improving the world can share other passions as well.
leo
July 23 – Aug. 22
You are very persuasive now, more through gentle charm than the force or logic of your arguments. New friends can shake up your perceptions of who is “family.” Be flexible and open to that lesson!
virgo
Aug. 23 – Sept. 22
Your erotic sensuality, usually underrated, comes to the fore now and could become quite a topic of discussion! Still, it’s not what you want to hear about over the water cooler. Pay attention, and keep the talk at work focused to your advantage.
libra
Sept. 23 – Oct. 22
Little arguments or critiques easily get under your skin and dig up very deep issues. Accept the challenge to deal with them constructively. Now is the time to iron out any problems in your relationship and/or strengthen any commitments.
scorpio
Oct. 23 – Nov. 21
Good health habits and exercise regimens started now will be easier to maintain. Results come in time, although slowly. Good safe-sex habits will come in handy! Erotic adventures will offer interesting challenges, so don’t be shy.
sagittarius
Nov. 22 – Dec. 21
Listen for hidden motives, but be careful you don’t go over the edge into paranoia. A romantic retreat or an artistic, constructive outlet will help you stay grounded and keep perspective.
capricorn
Dec. 22 – Jan. 19
Your instincts for teamwork are unusually sharp now. Trust your intuition, but be very flexible and accommodating in the actual task at hand. Reward your efforts with cozy comforts and homey treats.
aquarius
Jan. 20 – Feb. 18
Playful impulses at work should be sublimated to creative labors. You’re being watched more than you know, and your actions can be easily misinterpreted. Don’t explain your efforts unless asked, but allow every opportunity to be asked!
pisces
Feb. 19 – March 19
Your ethnic roots are showing. Affecting the accent of your forebears could be very seductive or lead you into an interesting exchange of ideas. Review your budget and financial plans.
Jack Fertig, a professional astrologer since 1977, is a founding member of the Association for Astrological Networking.
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