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Martha Stewart, Aug. 3, 1941
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Horoscope
Published Thursday, 03-Aug-2006 in issue 971
Mars in Virgo opposite Uranus in Pisces makes everyone assertively helpful, even classically codependent. The more aggressively you move in any endeavor, the more accident-prone you will be. We’re all channeling Lucy Ricardo now. Mercury and then Venus enter Leo, boosting charm and dazzle. Substance and dependability may suffer a bit. Don’t offer more than you can deliver.
aries
March 20 – April 18
Most accidents happen around the home, so there is nowhere to hide, but being extra careful can’t hurt. Home is also where you look best nowadays, so spruce up your digs a bit and be a gracious, if cautious, host.
taurus
April 19 – May 20
Sports injuries are a real danger now. Creative efforts are also sure to go awry, but apparently rude surprises could lead in some interesting new directions. Reaching out to neighbors can start great new friendships.
gemini
May 21 – June 20
Bitchiness at home can be the source of real attitude problems at work. Recalling Mother’s best advice can assuage your feelings and inspire your career. Keep in mind your most cherished values and whatever makes you smile.
cancer
June 21 – July 22
Your eagerness to correct mistakes can take on a manic fervor, along with a matching certainty in your ideals. Keep that self-assurance to yourself. Picking at others’ mistakes is rude and undermines the gallant charm you would otherwise start radiating now.
leo
July 23 – Aug. 22
Tackling financial problems makes you look and feel surprisingly sexy. If you can be shy and retiring, you’ll be irresistible. Failing that, try some volunteer work. The less you seek attention, the more you’ll get!
virgo
Aug. 23 – Sept. 22
When you become annoyed over little things, it can really set your partner off and start absurdly huge fights. Bitchy nitpicking is what politics is for, and yet in that arena you’re especially charming and persuasive now.
libra
Sept. 23 – Oct. 22
Worrying over your health only makes it worse. Still, a checkup is a good idea. Focus on – don’t fret over – problems at work. Innovation can be risky, so check in with the boss. S/he is now in your corner.
scorpio
Oct. 23 – Nov. 21
You can make your dreams come true, but first you need to make your dreams more realistic. And, yes, reality does include ever-new visions and ideas. Don’t be at all shy about exploring those new directions.
sagittarius
Nov. 22 – Dec. 21
Rude surprises at home can affect your mood at work. Focus on achievement and results; direct your criticisms to yourself, and be gentle even then. Sex remains the best attitude-adjuster, and now it’s looking for you!
capricorn
Dec. 22 – Jan. 19
You’re itching for an argument, and if you don’t find a worthwhile intellectual challenge, a lesser battle of words is likely to jump out of nowhere and consume your energy. Resist getting trapped in petty squabbles. Grace and humor will carry the day.
aquarius
Jan. 20 – Feb. 18
What do you really think about bondage and role play? Think about them some more. Even if they’re not your thing, the mental exercise could open some interesting doors. A different sort of playful attitude can prove helpful at work.
pisces
Feb. 19 – March 19
Criticism of your partner comes too easily. What are you projecting and why are your nerves so raw? Find any playful diversion to lighten the mood. If nothing else works, read Dorothy Parker.
Jack Fertig, a professional astrologer since 1977, is a founding member of the Association for Astrological Networking.
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