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Horoscope
Published Thursday, 21-Sep-2006 in issue 978
Mercury is in Libra, swinging from one side to another. First, sextile Saturn in Leo pushes our critical side to share “helpful insights” much too eagerly. Then, sextile to Pluto in Sagittarius, those insights get deeper and are even more readily shared. Try to focus your mind on writing and research, and away from others’ all-too-obvious shortcomings.
aries
March 20 – April 18
Go to a museum or a show and study the masters’ techniques. Whether or not you have any artistic abilities, you will see things in new ways and get ideas to challenge notions you’ve come to take for granted.
taurus
April 19 – May 20
Brushing up your teamwork skills is largely about listening. At work, it’s easy enough. At home, you’ll face challenges to changes you want to make. Exploit your sex appeal, and be ready to deliver on promises!
gemini
May 21 – June 20
Verbal play leads to challenges, forcing you to hone your skills. If you get taken down a peg, accept it with good humor and you’ll come out all the better. Seduce your partner, or find one through lewd wordplay – erotic haiku?
cancer
June 21 – July 22
Family arguments about money can be awful, but the challenge can be awfully productive, clearing a lot of confusion. Be firm and fearless in the quest for order, which includes admitting when you’re wrong!
leo
July 23 – Aug. 22
Your wit is a bit sharper than usual and even sharper than you realize. Be careful where you point it! As your sense of fun gets a bit raunchier, be careful to save it for those who appreciate it.
virgo
Aug. 23 – Sept. 22
Looking at some hard financial facts should ease some of your worries. The scrutiny will point to constructive solutions more easily than you’d expect. Remembering forebears who survived worse will offer inspiration.
libra
Sept. 23 – Oct. 22
Tell your friends what you really want for your birthday. They’ll tell you to get real! Still, you’ll get something good – besides the reality check. And as far as that goes, you can give as good as you get.
scorpio
Oct. 23 – Nov. 21
Worries about your career come to the surface, and a quiet talk with your boss or a mentor can settle those easily. Facing those troubles head-on could even help lead to a dramatic raise or promotion.
sagittarius
Nov. 22 – Dec. 21
Your wit seems a bit glib at first, but reveals depth and strong ideals. That can win friends but also alienate others. Although you like to be a friend to all, you may have to choose sides and take a stand!
capricorn
Dec. 22 – Jan. 19
Make connections now to help further your ambitions. Be clear on which of your desires are personal and which are professional. Keep work and play strictly separate or you could get into trouble.
aquarius
Jan. 20 – Feb. 18
Ideological discussions with your partner can help ground your relationship or push it to its limits. You could even get a healthy clarification of what those limits are. Take things further with your friends if you really want to see fireworks!
pisces
Feb. 19 – March 19
Review erotic techniques, especially new literature on safe sex. Put your studies into immediate practice and you may be regarded as a great teacher, however exclusive or widespread your pedagogy is.
Jack Fertig, a professional astrologer since 1977, is a founding member of the Association for Astrological Networking.
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