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Horoscope
Published Thursday, 18-Jan-2007 in issue 995
Venus in Aquarius opens us up to new adventures in art and flirtation. Sextile to Pluto, she can lead us quickly into challenge and passion. Don’t start something you’re not ready to see through! Finesse and foresight, not force, will carry the day.
aries
March 20 – April 18
Political passions are riding high, and politics arouses even more passions. What was that line about “odd bedfellows”? One way or the other, whatever motions you make are sure to be carried. Do think about the consequences!
taurus
April 19 – May 20
Charm and flirtation can get you ahead – if they don’t get you fired. The stars are on your side, but stay within good taste and professional comportment. A little of that juice will go a long way!
gemini
May 21 – June 20
There may indeed be a tall, dark stranger out there for you. An exotic romantic adventure is lurking. Look for it in new and different venues. If you’re happily partnered, you and your baby should make time for innovative fun.
cancer
June 21 – July 22
With love goddess Venus in your house of thrilled repute, you don’t need help in that area. But the place where you exercise will boost opportunities for brushing up on other gymnastic skills.
leo
July 23 – Aug. 22
Some wild new games will liven up your partnership or kick start a new one into high gear. Get creative! Let your imagination take you as far as physical limitations and sensible prophylactics allow. And for you, Kittycat, that’s pretty far!
virgo
Aug. 23 – Sept. 22
Where’s that French maid’s uniform? Or maybe a janitor’s jumpsuit? Looking or acting as the hired help – say, a gardener – could get you into a scene from Lady (or Lord) Chatterley’s Lover.
libra
Sept. 23 – Oct. 22
It’s a very thin line now between flirty and dirty. Clear as you are on staying tasteful, the dark side is beckoning. Trust your sense of decorum to know the time and the place for everything – even nastiness has its hour!
scorpio
Oct. 23 – Nov. 21
Adopt the air of the lord or lady of the manor, and seek out a Virgo for fun and games. If you’re already partnered, play as if your home is a professional house of pleasure.
sagittarius
Nov. 22 – Dec. 21
You may not be able to help yourself, but you’re responsible for your actions – breaking hearts and threatening relationships. Distract those dangerous Casanova urges by doing research on erotic art and poetry.
capricorn
Dec. 22 – Jan. 19
Chasing adventure can get expensive. Figure out a sensible amount for a splurge and take the one whose love you value most to a secret hideaway. If you really need to economize, a long drive and walk in the country will do fine.
aquarius
Jan. 20 – Feb. 18
Your charm could light up a room and motivate a hall full of people. One on one, it may be a little too intense. Whether using your extraordinary power for noble or selfish reasons, think ahead and carefully consider the results.
pisces
Feb. 19 – March 19
It seems the world has become a giant bordello and you’re cleaning and distributing the towels. At least you enjoy being helpful, and you will find tremendous advantages in your deceptively ancillary position. Seeing to others’ needs will make you more than indispensable.
Jack Fertig, a professional astrologer since 1977, is a founding member of the Association for Astrological Networking.
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