March 20 – April 19

Odd hunches and impulses should prove profitable. Go with your first instinct; don’t waste time thinking or you’ll miss out. Now more than ever, garage sales and thrift stores are a good place to find undervalued treasures.

April 20 – May 20

You may think that your friends are brilliant, but they are more inspired by you than you realize. You can be quite dazzling, and this is your time to shine in any social setting.

May 21 – June 20

Take a little time out for sensual indulgences that nurture your soul as well as your flesh – they will strengthen you to be dynamically innovative at work. You’re sure to get noticed, and perhaps even promoted, for your terrific new ideas.

June 21 – July 22

You can take new ideas – the type that seem dangerous and shocking – and find ways to make them safer and more reliable. Think daringly, but always remember to give your theories and plans a solid foundation.

July 23 – August 22

Flirting with the boss is usually disastrous, and is not recommended now. But a little outre wit can draw attention to your solid work. Where flirtation is acceptable, you’re sure to get whomever you want, whenever you want them!

August 23 – September 22

Surprise your partner (or whomever you’re dating) with some foreign, sensual treat. A Persian dinner? A Japanese massage? Imported chocolates? Seeing Pan’s Labyrinth? Or use your own imagination!

September 23 – October 22

You’re exuding a gentle, erotic sensuality that makes you almost irresistible. Take a new approach to your work or exercise, or show off your sassy wit at your job or gym. You’ll become even more desirable.

October 23 – November 21

Be playful, daring and provocative. Have fun with the game of seduction, but remember it is just a game. Your partner – or anyone enjoying that role for the moment – will be enthralled.

November 22 – December 20

Take an active interest in your parents’ and grandparents’ health. You never know what rude surprises may be lurking in the gene pool. What you learn now could save your life later.

December 21 – January 19

Treat your honey to something creative and fun, like a gallery opening, a movie or even a silly limerick. An active pursuit of the arts is one way to open folks’ hearts, and a witty surprise can help boost your access to intimate parts.

January 20 – February 18

Telling Aquarians to follow a mad impulse is like telling drag queens to wear more makeup. But really, darling, chez vous could use a bit of bling. When you see just the right objet d’art, go with the moment and bring baby home!

February 19 – March 19

This is no time to play shy. Remember you share this sign with Liz Taylor and Nina Simone. Be as fierce and fabulous, as bold and brilliant as those divas at their best.