March 20 – April 19

You want so much to be nice and friendly, but nasty little secrets and resentments can slip out much too easily. You could get a reputation as a nasty, gossiping hypocrite. Think twice about your words, and choose your company just as carefully.

April 20 – May 20

Your generous impulses will be much appreciated and easily abused by your friends. Get the first round, but let everyone else take their turn! Special talents that you can offer your community will also be much appreciated!

May 21 – June 20

You’re too cute for your own good. Sincere efforts to charm can backfire at work, making your nose look awfully brown. Be modest, ask for guidance and be helpful to those further down the chain of command. Those above will notice.

June 21 – July 22

Some crass ugliness is sure to offend you. Try to keep an open mind and ask questions. You may not like the answers, but they can help you understand a different perspective.

July 23 – August 22

Your sexual needs are at odds with those of your partner. Demanding what you want only makes it worse. Focusing on more philosophical questions will strengthen your partnership and help put the sexual problems into perspective.

August 23 – September 22

Problems with a co-worker may require mediation from upstairs. Even if you dislike the resolution, seeking help could highlight your good intentions and pay off in the long run.

September 23 – October 22

You may be a little too eager for adventure. Be ready to find yourself in over your head – which in some situations could be fun! Just be extra cautious against accidents and always know where the exit is.

October 23 – November 21

You can talk yourself into any kind of trouble without even trying, but it will take a lot more than talk to get you out! Whether that’s a curse or a blessing depends on where you open your mouth.

November 22 – December 20

Being very friendly and open to the world risks trouble at home. Your family may think your cosmopolitan charm is just “uppity.” Could they be right? Maybe you really need to be more careful whom you bring home!

December 21 – January 19

Being a little nicer with colleagues can help you learn things that will encourage more effective teamwork. Still, keep your eyes on the tasks at hand. Murphy’s Law is in full force, and accidents are waiting to happen.

January 20 – February 18

IA small splurge on some artsy adventure could help open up some new creative directions for you. Browse through an art-supply shop, if only to get ideas. Or shop someplace naughtier to be inspired in the art of love.

February 19 – March 19

While your energy is high, it’s tempting to take on a lot of tasks, but time and energy won’t allow half of what you want to do. Focus on the most important job, and when you’ve done that, start on the next!