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Published Thursday, 31-May-2007 in issue 1014
ARIES
March 20 – April 19
Go, go, go! But where are you going? Think fast, make a plan and stick to it! Sure, some discussion at first (but not too much) and adaptations will be needed, but don’t get lost in over-thinking.
TAURUS
April 20 – May 20
You need to be actively involved in your finances. Resist shopaholic impulses, although a budgeted indulgence is reasonable. Cleaning your books, balancing accounts and revising budgets are good. Analyzing spending habits and finding ways to economize are better!
GEMINI
May 21 – June 20
Have a fabulous time with friends. It’s your time to party! Just don’t let keeping up with each other become a competitive sport. You can build your political position, but when the current energy burst passes, can you sustain new duties?
CANCER
June 21 – July 22
Take the initiative and stand up for yourself. Trust your hunches, and bold career moves will pay off. Friends behind the scenes will be very helpful, even when you don’t know that they’re there.
LEO
July 23 – August 22
Explore new ideas – the more foreign or unusual, the better! Discussions can get loud and passionate. Even fierce arguments offer the opportunity to learn from different viewpoints. Just remember: The real victory is not in beating the other guy, but in learning.
VIRGO
August 23 – September 22
You’re likely to shoot your shy, virginal image to hell. Be discreet in your sordid pleasures, just so you can say you tried. When confronted with rumors, neither deny nor admit anything. Lurid gossip could actually help your reputation.
LIBRA
September 23 – October 22
Arguments with your partner should be enjoyed. What’s fun to argue about? Politics? Movies? Who’s going to be on top tonight? Exploring new divertissements, whether intellectual or physical, can help fan the flames of love.
SCORPIO
October 23 – November 21
It’s time to play work-fantasy games. Get out the steno pad, the courier’s uniform or the French maid’s outfit. Ooh la la! Better yet, exercise with your “trainer,” and work out muscles that the Nautilus System doesn’t know about!
SAGITTARIUS
November 22 – December 20
Take your partner – of life or just du jour – out for a romp. Get physical with one-on-one hoops, a hike or a bike ride. Just have fun and work up a sweat. Then you can really have fun and work up a sweat!
CAPRICORN
December 21 – January 19
Bringing work home could be an effective approach right now. First, give a little thought to how that can enhance both your productivity and your home life.
AQUARIUS
January 20 – February 18
Your tongue is getting way ahead of your brain, delighting nearly all around you, but also stinging some egos. If you can’t be nice, you could still be very charming, with a little focus.
PISCES
February 19 – March 19
Set yourself a budget for any shopping, especially for family or home. Better yet, work on household finances and see where you can save money. A sidewalk sale will make more room than money. Don’t let that stop you!
Jack Fertig, a professional astrologer since 1977, is a founding member of the Association for Astrological Networking.
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