“One of the most annoying myths about celebrity is that it might get you laid. In fairness, the people I do sleep with are better-looking than the people I slept with prior to becoming famous. But I think it’s to do with being rich as well.” –Graham Norton gives a bitter glimpse into his sex life, while breaking a few myths.

As I write this, it’s the eve of Los Angeles Pride. On Pride itself, the AIDS/Lifecycle bike trek from San Francisco to Los Angeles will arrive in town, probably led by Chad Allen. Chad and I may disagree on the state of his career. (I think he’s doing incredibly well; he thinks he should be doing better.) But there’s no disputing his philanthropic side. Allen has raised lots of money for some great causes, and last year, “Team Lazzari” (his legal name is Chad Allen Lazzari) was the third highest fund-raiser in L.A. The ride may be over, but that doesn’t mean you still can’t contribute. This year, his goal was $10,000, and he’s already raised $15,841.59! Wouldn’t it be nice if he raised double his goal? So go to www.chadallenonline.com/lazzari and make a donation today. And buy some of his autographed undies (possibly used).

Last weekend, I went to the “What A Pair” concert, which is an annual benefit for the John Wayne Cancer Institute. The concert pairs up notable gals to sing duets, including Marg Helgenberger, Marcia Strassman, Sharon Lawrence, Loretta Devine, Rosa Blasi, Lea Thompson, Amy Pietz, Jasmine Guy, Armelia McQueen, Vicki Lewis and many others. As usual, the high point for me was Joely Fisher and Trisha Leigh Fisher – the daughters of Connie Stevens – singing from Side Show. Let me tell you what not to do when you meet Joely Fisher – Don’t mention that you loved her series “Wild Card.” Joely’s begging people to watch “’til Death” on FOX, and I’m throwing around a show on Lifetime that no one even knew about. What I really wanted to say is that she had a stunning set of tits – which may or may not have helped the situation!

Speaking of good tits, we just got some photos of Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy jiggling on the beach. And we’re not just talking about Jenny – Jim’s quite jiggly, too! And you know what? I applaud him! He’s not a fitness model. He’s not really a leading man. He’s a funny character actor and looks totally fine for a real guy. And he’s got a hot, funny, sexy gal as his girlfriend who clearly doesn’t care about stuff like that. BTW, he’s getting ready to play gay. Jim has signed on for the film version of I Love You Phillip Morris, based on the book by Steve McVicker. Jim’s role is that of “Steven Russell,” a guy who lands in prison and falls in love with his cellmate. When said cellmate is released, Carrey’s character breaks out four times to be with him. When the film was pitched, it was described as Catch Me If You Can meets Brokeback Mountain – but with fewer sheep!

Keeping with the prison theme, porn peddler David Forest sent out one of his semi-regular mailings telling us who is available for filming, and other “extracurricular activities.” In writing about Cody Cash, David says: “He’s definitely ‘on-schedule’ for his parole on Sept. 2 (90 days from now) and looks forward to a full return to the adult world (film, print, Internet, live and ‘private’ appearances). He told me last night that he’s ‘kept in practice’ while he’s been away the past one and a half years.” Prison doesn’t sound so bad, does it?

In light of our domestic partnership laws, California has recently begun allowing overnight visits for gay and lesbian partners of prison inmates – which means my chances of finding a boyfriend have suddenly increased dramatically!

Let me say a very quick happy birthday to the venerable Skip E. Lowe. Martin Short’s inspiration for “Jiminy Glick” celebrated his birthday at Beverly Hills’ Trilussa Ristorante, and the place was packed to the rafters.

This week, we have two “Ask Billy” questions that relate to men who like to show some skin. The first comes from Larry in Tennessee: “Will Chris Evans return in The Fantastic Four movie? And will he show off his hot bod?”

Honey, he’s one of the four, so of course he’ll be there. The upcoming film, Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer, is the sequel to Fantastic Four, and opens on June 15. Chris Evans will be back as “The Human Torch” and he looks hotter than ever. Flame on!

Next up is Chris in Dallas: “I just saw Danny Bonaduce on ‘Entertainment Tonight’ promoting some fitness thing. He was shirtless and looked hot – but still skanky. Could you run a photo?”

Happy to. You know, I had no idea how good his body looked until I got your e-mail. Then I went and found a number of very sexy shirtless pics. I agree – still skanky, but rockin’ the bod.

Could it be that Enrique Iglesias enjoys the company of men? Doubtful, but that didn’t stop him from serenading a young Filipino fan (hmm – what movie megastar has a similar boy set up in a Santa Monica bungalow? Someone who can’t handle the truth. There’s a first – a blind item within a “Could it be...” item). Enrique was performing at London’s trendy G.A.Y. nightclub which was, not surprisingly, overflowing with gays. When he sings “Hero,” he normally brings up a female fan and sings it to her. He asked the audience if he should bring up one of the few females in attendance, or a guy? The audience roared “Guy,” and Iglesias sheepishly said, “Oh shit, it is a guy then.” He surveyed the crowd and brought up a black tank-top clad Filipino fan. Before he started singing, he said, “Let’s pretend I am gay for a few minutes,” which got the crowd crazy. He started the song and would move close to the guy, but then back away. Typical tease! Once he got to the last verse, Enrique went behind the guy, pulled him close, had one arm around him, another leg around him, and continued to sing. The crowd erupted and the Filipino was practically orgasmic (and appears to have a little bit of a woody).

When Enrique is playing gay (and he normally ain’t that great an actor), it’s definitely time to end yet another column. This week, I read that Enrique’s dad has never seen him sing. Wouldn’t it be funny if I sent him this tape? Poor Julio could have a stroke and die right then and there. That fact that I think it would be funny should answer why I don’t date (although, those prisoners are looking mighty fine).

If you have questions or comments, write to billy@billymasters.com and I promise to get back to you before I call Danny Bonaduce for diet tips (“You see, it’s like this Billy. First you fill the pipe with crack….”) Until next time, remember, one man’s filth is another man’s bible.