It turns out that Karl Rove was the source of the leak of the C.I.A. operative’s identity. Let’s see how the White House tries to spin this, because right now, they’re keeping mum “pending the outcome of the investigation.” They’re probably hoping it will go away quietly. Don’t let this happen – let’s get all our elected officials to demand action. President Bush promised many months ago that if the leak comes from someone in the White House, that person will be fired. Let’s make him keep his word. If Martha was sentenced to six months for lying, Karl Rove has to go for at least six years for jeopardizing the life of an agent. Karl Rove has to go.

Are you all psyched up for Pride? I am co-emceeing the parade with Nicole, and will also be hosting the drag show at the main stage in Balboa Park on Saturday night. No doubt many of you will have the urge to bring out all your rainbow outfits. And why not? The only thing I beg that you don’t wear is rainbow Spandex shorts. Maybe we can build a bonfire, like when they burned the bra, and be liberated forever from having to wear rainbow colors during Pride. Of course, I will make an exception if you are totally muscular and hung – then you get my personal dispensation. So I like them big and dumb… I’m entitled to one weakness!

No doubt many of you will get the urge to dress up in drag. Keep in mind that it will be warm, so dress sensibly. Not that drag is ever sensible, but a good beginning has to be comfortable shoes. Just Google “women’s large size shoes” and you’ll get 4,440,000 entries. You can easily get up to size-13 shoes (that’s men’s size 11). Try to resist the urge of wearing those high “f*ck-me pumps,” or you’ll be screaming bloody murder within the first 30 minutes. Try to settle for low, sexy sandals instead, you will thank me for it. As for wigs, there is no other place to go but Secret Wigs (2818 University Ave.) in North Park. Wig wizard Maria will have plenty of pre-styled wigs for sale.

Now, what to wear? If you don’t have access to a LaCroix, then try the secondhand shops like Wear It Again Sam, Buffalo Exchange and Flashbacks in Hillcrest. I’m sure you can find a thrift store near you. As for make-up, I always recommend MAC, because they give back to AIDS charities. But if this is a one-time deal (that’s how we all get started) then shop at Savon or Rite Aid and go for the inexpensive brands like Maybelline. Just don’t say that I suggested it, because I will deny it in court. A good foundation helps, and Max Factor pan stick is still a queen’s best friend. And remember to use sunscreen under your foundation. Come to think of it, I might actually do makeovers. E-mail me for more pointers.

There will be many fun parties during the entire weekend. I beg you not to bring “Tina” along. It’s just not worth dying for. Crystal meth is not cool; it is stupid! And remember to hydrate yourself. Not only is it smart, it is also good for your skin. So go out and have a great time, but we want you alive the next day.

Are you suddenly getting calls from “friends’ who would like to visit during Pride and you just couldn’t say no? Well, I have a plan for you that also applies to you out-of-towners. Actually the 550 West Hotel does. You’ve read about them in my column before and may have been to the Rocket launch party there. Anyhow, they are offering a special three-night Pride package for the savvy and stylish traveler in you. At this Euro-style chic hotel downtown (the old YMCA – does this conjure fond memories?) there will be a meet ’n’ greet on Friday night, and there is a daily complimentary continental breakfast and hourly shuttle service to and from the festival. But here’s the kicker: The three-night package starts at $195 for single, but you must BYOT (bring your own toy). And because there are shared baths, you might even meet the boy next door. Call (866) 500-SLEEP and ask for the Pride package. And tell them Coco sent you.

He was one of the most famous comic actors on television. Some of you may remember him as Uncle Arthur in “Bewitched,” or as the hysterical dad in Bye Bye Birdie. Surely you saw him as the center square in “Hollywood Squares.” And then he died! But he’s been resurrected… in the comic talent of Michael Airington. The critically acclaimed smash hit The Paul Lynde Show comes to Diversionary Theatre for three nights only (Aug. 8-10). Tickets are only $29.50 at the theater box office, and are also available at Obelisk Bookstore or by calling Big Mike at (619) 807-7324. A portion of the ticket price will benefit Ordinary Miracles. If you still don’t know who Paul Lynde is, catch him any day or night on TVLand.

Misfit Productions presents Vampire Lesbians of Sodom, the hit comedy written by actor, playwright, novelist, screen writer, drag legend and star of the recent gay cult movie Die, Mommie, Die – Charles Busch. The play was originally produced at the Limbo Lounge in Manhattan’s East Village in 1984, before moving off Broadway for a lengthy run. Vampire Lesbians of Sodom tells the story of two fatally seductive vampiresses whose paths first collide in ancient Sodom. Their bitter rivalry as bloodsuckers – but more importantly, as actresses – endures for 2,000 years, with stops along the way in 1920s-era silent-movie Hollywood and contemporary Las Vegas. Charles Busch, best known as the playwright for Broadway’s Tales of the Allergist’ Wife, also wrote several hugely funny plays, including Psycho Beach Party, Shanghai Moon and Red Scare on Sunset. Catch this production of Vampire at the Adams Avenue Studio of the Arts, located at 2804 Adams Ave., until Sunday, July 24. Call (619) 584-3593 for tickets.

Tonight, All Worlds Video exclusive Jonathan West gets wet for you at the “It’s Raining Men” wet underwear contest at Bacchus House at 11:00 p.m., with $1 well drinks and video giveaways. On Saturday, July 16, Bacchus House is bringing in world-famous DJ David Knapp from New York City to spin the hottest circuit sounds.

Also on Saturday, “Red Hot Women’s Night Club” kicks off at The Center at 6:00 p.m. Enjoy dancing, music, a no-host bar, prizes and new friends in a relaxed environment. Red attire encouraged! Admission is $5 at the door, and the event is hosted by Alicia Champion and Danielle Lo Presti. The official after party is at The Flame, and a pass to the after party is included with the entry fee for “Red Hot.”

Comic-Con runs until Sunday, July 17, at the San Diego Convention Center. There is a “Gays in Comics” panel on Saturday, plus the hottest comics, toys, games, movie memorabilia and Hollywood stars!

Over at Rich’s, L.L. Bear is back for “Heatstroke – SPF 100 Degrees,” with DJ Derek at 9:00 p.m., for a night of cruisin’ and dancin’ for Levis and leather bears.